de·i·ty

De ity bity spider crawled up the … what? It’s itsy bitsy?

Ok, your highness.

Now, follow my fingers, supreme being, follow my fingers up the water spout.

De itsy bitsy spider …

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“Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.” ~ George Bernard Shaw

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Thoughts, Tuesday, September 27th, 2022

~ Race Bibs

Adults preparing for a race… I got my bib. Did you get your bib?

It’s not under your chin like a bib. It’s not catching anything. It’s just enough of a bib to hold a chip but not an edible chip.  

And it’s not helpful like a bib. It’s more of a hindrance, actually. 

That is why they should have race diapers instead of bibs. It makes more sense.

I just picked up my diaper for this weekend. Did you get your diaper? 

They could still use the race chip, simply stuff it in the diaper. The chip-in-the-diaper may serve additional purposes like collecting and securing urine, locking it away in a superabsorbent layer, and shaving race times with fewer porta-potty breaks. The chip could turn yellow when wet, then dark yellow and vibrate, indicating urine overload and that it’s time to change the diaper. Just fish out the chip and replace it inside a new diaper at the next changing station.  

Runners, secure your diapers!

Not sure where the race numbers would go…

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“Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!” ~ Dr. Seuss

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