The great egret of my life, you ask? Not knowin’ I was a swan the whole time, I suppose.
For some reason, my pure-white plumage, long flexible neck, and every time I passed by a full-length mirror, I was thinkin’ I was just a common egret. Well, I ain’t no relative of a heron, I reckon.
After getting my 23andMe results back, I just want to shout out loud, “I’m a swan!” But I have a feeling everyone knows that already.
(Putting spectacles back on and looking closely at the report again.)
Albeit, I’m not too happy about my connection with the geese, ok. I could have done without that info.
“Run from what’s comfortable. Forget safety. Live where you fear to live. Destroy your reputation. Be notorious. I have tried prudent planning long enough. From now on, I’ll be mad.” ~ Rumi
Thoughts, Tuesday, January 31st, 2023
~ Pre-Family Photo…
Your very own pre-family photo taken with the ultrasound – of the future family member – with anyone, or anything you want, photoshopped into the picture/ultrasound. Get your family photos earlier than ever… while you still have control!
Themes:
Regular – Family photo with family members photoshopped around the fetus.
Single Mother – Mother holding fetus while carrying the fetus in the womb.
Hanging out – Any person you want, photoshopped in with an arm draped around the fetus – just hanging out.
Spring Break – Photoshopped with the beach in the background, with people puking off to the side.
First Drink – Brought upon by the last idea of the spring break photo. Think nationality – Irish/Guinness, Italian/Wine, Yemeni/Raisin Beverage.
Christmas – Family Christmas photo of the fetus with the family with Santa hats on all, or the fetus on Santa’s lap!
First steps – Fetus taking its first steps.
*We pride ourselves in making the fetus look much more noticeable as a potential human. Just bring the ultrasound, and we’ll create the experience.
“The purpose of life, after all, is to live it; to taste experience to the utmost, to reach out eagerly and without fear for newer and richer experience.” ~ Eleanor Roosevelt
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Kim Considine 
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