Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, May 3rd, 2024 "When you see the handwriting on the wall, you’re in the toilet." ~ Redd Foxx "Flush the crap and move on." ~ Kim Considine Okay to assume this is from everyone? Harry's reaction to pickles. Harry's reaction to no pickles. Jeez. I can't imagine how they're hanging on in there... Oh,... Continue Reading →
Monday, April 29th, 2024 "A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it." ~ R.C. Ferguson He's still mad at her for losing her head. Little things like that really bother him. This much... ... ...this much gauze it takes to wrap around her head each time she... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 19th, 2024 "When I grow up, I’m gonna look up from my phone and see my life." ~ Phoebe Bridgers April - The Season Sampler...The Chef's been drinking, again. "Kiss my ear." "Thank you." He fought a good fight. Must have encountered a slight breeze. The day the sun came out... all were... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 12th, 2024 “It's only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.” ~ Margaret Wander Bonanno 🎵 The Good, the Lad, and the Hard of Hearing 🎵 "I've got to catch that train, by golly!" "By golly, I've got to get to my Granny’s house!" "My eyes! My eyes!!! I peeked... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 15th, 2023 "When Irish eyes are smiling, they're usually up to something." ~ Irish Saying ☘️ Someone's finally up!! Nope. ...Okay. Yeah, pop 'em. Locations everywhere books aren't. I've been putting these stickers on everything next door to slow construction. I'm losing my view. Like this would get me anywhere. Another busy day... Continue Reading →
Saturday, March 9th, 2024 "I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks." ~ Steve Martin When you walk into a meeting, join a group, or get shoved into a corner and then asked - please give your name and share something about yourself nobody knows. Do it in front of... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 1st, 2024 "Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore powerful." ~ Frankenstein Dad said it's a perfect day for me to go ice skating. "Sure! Most vegetables like to workout. Spuds lunge..." "Carrots kick… hard. Trust me on that one." "...I mean, would people eat us if we didn't look this good?" My... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 16th, 2024 "Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?" ~ Bob Marley No. But I'm working on it. I don't want to be like Steve - waiting around my whole life... waiting for... wait! "Steve, are you waiting or are you stuck?" Let's just keep walking... don't be... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 9th, 2024 "The function of the artist is to make people like life better than before." ~ Kurt Vonnegut Sun addict... Those arms are gone for good. You see it every February. Snowmen and women throwing caution to the wind. It was good knowing him for a day and a half. The shy banana... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 2nd, 2024 “Without Valentine’s Day, February would be… well, January.” ~ Jim Gaffigan Final version - the cover of my new diet book - soon to hit shelves. Chapter 1. Eat White BreadThen hide the evidence. This jerk's hogging the whole subway car. Some people... …And they still get the wrong mail. The kids... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 