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Friday, July 30th 2021 “Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” ~ Groucho Marks Yup, not one haircut. Searching for Bobby Fischer's Father. Complete. I try to avoid this block. No reason, no reason ... Mr. Bailey's making headway! JLG Lift had a... Continue Reading →

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Friday, July 23rd 2021 "The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly." ~ Friedrich Nietzsche "I have to remind myself that some birds aren’t meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright." ~ Stephen King Now what did I fly here for? Think ... think! Weather forecast, rain,... Continue Reading →

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Friday, July 16th 2021 “Live in the sunshine. Swim in the sea. Drink in the wild air.” ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson “A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.” ~ Robert Orben Ok, that's nice, now turn around ... Expecting a package or missed a delivery? Learn more about our... Continue Reading →

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Friday, July 9th 2021 "To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides." - David Viscott "One way, or another, I'm gonna find ya.I'm gonna get ya get ya get ya get ya ..."(Loud crack) You don't need both bikes. I'm telling! Hey, I saw you last night.Me??Yeah, you ...But I... Continue Reading →

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Friday, July 2nd 2021 “It's Fourth of July Weekend, or, as I call it, exploding Christmas." - Stephen Colbert “Freedom lies in being bold." - Robert Frost Got my 40 ... check. ✍️Got my fireworks ... check. ✍️Now, will someone please call the fire department and let's get this party started! Yes. Yes, I'm certain... Continue Reading →

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Wednesday’s Words

Wednesday, June 30th 2021 “Thousands have lived without love, not one without water.” - W. H. Auden I Walk I walk to the waterTo stand aloneTo find some peace, someplaceRemoved, untouchedNo traceOf human influencePrestige, importance, nor eminenceInsignificanceI call this time my ownA spot where I often goThis place that feels like home I walk to... Continue Reading →

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Friday, June 25th 2021 “Individually, we are one drop. Together, we are an ocean.“ - Ryunosuke Akutagawa “The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears or the sea.” - Isak Dinesen My eyes feel funny. Everything's looking different to me. Nope, never mind, back to normal. That was weird. I should apply here. Hey,... Continue Reading →

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A Little Bit Slower Now

Monday, June 21st 2021 “Once she stopped rushing through life, she was amazed how much more life she had time for.” - Unknown “Most people’s minds are almost always too busy for them to feel their skins being caressed by the wind or the sun.” - Mokokoma Mokhonoana Speed walk, speed talk, speed sleep, speed...... Continue Reading →

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Friday, June 18th 2021 "Every day is a new life to a wise man." - Dale Carnegie Can I push you? One minute I was on my stool on the roof, then a huge bee buzzed by me ... "Great, here comes Carl. Maybe he'll just fly by."Dang it, he's hovering ..."Hey guys!""We gotta find... Continue Reading →

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World Famous Potatoes

Monday, June 14th 2021 "Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?" - Robin Williams "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" - George Carlin License Plates & State Slogans ... When each state's representatives determined their slogan,... Continue Reading →

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Friday, June 11th 2021 "There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter. " - Billy Connolly Bring Your Daughter to Work Day Honey, over here is where your mom sits all day. And maybe next year I'll have an umbrella on a chain. How much if I just want to sit and eat my... Continue Reading →

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What In The Hell …

Monday, June 7th 2021 "How do the men who drive the snowplough get to work in the morning?" - Steven Wright "Mexican weather report: Chilli Today and Hot Tamale." - Paul Rodriguez I don't get it ... Is it just me, or is dressing properly for the weather nearly impossible? It seems warm, it’s warm... Continue Reading →

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Friday, June 4th 2021 "Re-examine all you have been told. Dismiss what insults your soul." -  Walt Whitman You can't miss it. I'll leave the light on. “There is no ‘we’ in summer. Only ‘u’ and ‘me’.” - Unknown Dang, do you mind? Take a picture, it'll last longer ... Signs of global warming. Hey... Continue Reading →

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Friday, May 28th 2021 "Everyone needs someone who will call and say, 'Get dressed. We're going on an adventure.'" - Unknown Enjoy the holiday weekend! Stay safe, hang loose! 🏄🏻‍♀️ Now, there's a horse's ass. Cruella de Vil sporting a toilet paper cape? Oh my God, I'm stuck. I'm stuck!! Back to the Future IV:... Continue Reading →

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Wednesday’s Words

Wednesday, May 26th 2021 "All that time, you go, 'God, am I slipping away here?' And then something great happens, you get a call, and work begets more work." - Billy Crystal Slipped Woke upIt’s stirring in my heartThis is it, going to startIt’s my dayCreate it my wayMorning wentHad good intentionsKnew I could Slipped... Continue Reading →

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It’s Still There

Monday, May 24th 2021 "I don't like magic, but I have been known to make guys disappear." - Mr. T When toothpaste drops on your shirt ... You wet it and wipe it off and it looks clean. Later at work, someone points at your shirt so you look down, and there it is again.... Continue Reading →

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Friday, May 21st 2021 “If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?" - Jerry Seinfeld “Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.” - Phyllis Diller Just one more electrical box and a few more chords. Will you hand me that antenna? Kids, look around, breathe it in, this is nature.... Continue Reading →

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I’m Just Kim

Monday, May 17th 2021 "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet." - William Shakespeare "I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name." - Paula Poundstone Most people assume I'm a 'Kimberly'. It's incredibly confusing to many when I... Continue Reading →

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Friday, May 14th 2021 “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” - Albert Einstein The kids and I had a lovely stay at The Sodium Ranch. We just licked and laughed and played all day. But boy where we thirsty when we... Continue Reading →

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Friday, May 7th 2021 "Oh to have you in May. To talk with you under the trees. Dreaming throughout the day. Drinking the wine-like breeze." - Paul Laurence Dunbar But I can't teach him how to sit. You tell me ... Man, each generation just looks younger and younger to me. We're cutting corners. Should... Continue Reading →

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Friday, April 30th 2021 “Taking an image, freezing a moment, reveals how rich reality truly is.” - Anonymous Just hold it for me while I run to the restroom. I'll be quick! A little growth. Nothing to be concerned about. Now it's an underwater camera. She must have stepped in something. I thought they'd look... Continue Reading →

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I’m Good. How Are You?

Monday, April 26th 2021 "I'm not good at small talk. I'm really not. I'm not that great at any talk." - Paul Rudd Small talk … When I don’t know what to say or if I didn’t really hear what was said ... I just laugh. I know I'm off the mark - a lot... Continue Reading →

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Friday, April 23rd 2021 "April prepares her green traffic light and the world thinks Go." - Christopher Morley, John Mistletoe Somebody doesn't like being in the office ... Now, let's get some photos of you guys in the flowers. Just step back a little. Keep going, keep going ... Just a little bit more -... Continue Reading →

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Wednesday’s Words

Wednesday, April 21st 2021 “There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth … not going all the way, and not starting.” - Buddha New You YouMe MeNow NowNewLifting up Hands as a cupBeamingSeamingAll brightShiny dewMeYouNewTension finding evaporationAllowing more collaborationBlending all colorsDiscarding some coversMixing with loversWho knewMeNowNewLosing crutchesSprouting wingsLooking pastOuter thingsInvesting some... Continue Reading →

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Engrossing

Monday, April 19th 2021 "I don't eat lobsters, shrimp, or crawfish because I don't eat anything that looks like I should step on it." - George Carlin Engrossing ... A lovely word, sounds positive, attentive, and so on. Doesn't seem to have the same effect when said out loud while reading a menu. "Ah, this... Continue Reading →

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Friday, April 16th 2021 "The flower doesn’t dream of the bee, it blossoms and the bee comes." - Mark Nepo POP QUIZ ... "Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower." - Hans Christian Andersen Have we paid our landscaper yet? I suppose we've been relying too much on... Continue Reading →

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Friday, April 9th 2021 “Remember, happiness doesn’t depend upon who you are or what you have, it depends solely upon what you think.” - Dale Carnegie Great, now the portal appears. Just when we're seated for lunch ... (huffing and puffing) Oh ... Yeah ... The Kool-Aid Man is back Then Put Me on The... Continue Reading →

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Wednesday’s Words

Wednesday, April 7th 2021 “My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.” - Erma Bombeck “Every moment is a fresh beginning.” - T.S. Eliot Clean What does it mean?Interpret it wholeFeeling light and fullNothing bashed or bruisedAll edible and ready to be usedSaid without biteNot out of contextNothing wrong nor rightWorn... Continue Reading →

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Photo Friday

Good Friday, April 2nd 2021 "Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else." - Will Rogers Prevernal I told him to leave me alone! "I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it." - Jack Handey When you're sort of in the mood for Thai. "A flower blossoms for... Continue Reading →

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Friday, March 26th 2021 "I wake up every morning new, free as a bird." - Ashley Cole Ok, see you at the party later. Please remember to bring something, anything, this time. Well! You tend to forget, that's all I'm saying. Oh, ok, what about Bobby's 1st birthday party, or Tammy's 25th, or mine last... Continue Reading →

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Friday, March 19th 2021 "Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film." - Stephen Wright Everything Comes Back To You Spread Love Or not “Realize that everything connects to everything else.” - Leonardo Da Vinci A song to kickstart the weekend: Instant Karma! by John Lennon and Yoko Ono on Spotify/YouTube. We're showing that... Continue Reading →

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Wednesday’s Words

Wednesday, March 17th 2021 "Here's to you and here's to me, I pray that friends we'll always be, but if by chance we disagree, the heck with you and here's to me." - Irish Toast Books Are Magic Pause Why do I pauseWithout reason or causeMy thoughts are so clearWhen no one is nearWhen the... Continue Reading →

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Friday, March 12th 2021 “When I photograph, what I’m really doing is seeking answers to things.” - Wynn Bullock Jacob Marley's Wife, Jenny. St. Paddy's Day is around the corner. This is how excited we are about it! Said every tourist walking around the city. Prince's Private Beach NOW FOR SALEPhoto taken just after a... Continue Reading →

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Friday, March 5th 2021 “March is the month God created to show people who don’t drink what a hangover is like.” - Garrison Keillor Have you seen him?? This is the most recent photo that I have of Max, taken about two years ago. But he still looks exactly the same! No, I'm like serious... Continue Reading →

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Friday, February 26th 2021 "Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd have frozen to death." - Mark Twain Thank you, I just had it set. Well, the cold is actually good for my hairstyle, it's just the wind that... Dang it!! Bubble BoyHas a growth spurt. No extra charge. That's it! I'm... Continue Reading →

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Friday, February 19th 2021 "Love keeps the cold out better than a cloak." - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow OMG, there you are!I turned my back for one second... “To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake it is necessary to stand out in the cold.” - Aristotle Over here guys... Nope, still over here. (Under my breath:... Continue Reading →

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Friday, February 12th 2021 "Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby—awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess." - Lemony Snicket Timmy doesn't like Valentine's Day. Time for a break! Ok, now that we're all gathered here together, we have a few important topics to cover and... "People... Continue Reading →

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Urgent Staff Meeting Tonight

Tuesday, February 9th 2021 @ 8:00pm ET Clergy meeting tonight to figure out why the congregation numbers are so low.  Since 1972. We will begin collecting all senior staff around 7:30 pm. Please stand outside and wait for us. We WILL be there.Just a reminder that this is our church van, please treat it with respect. No granola,... Continue Reading →

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Friday, February 5th 2021 “When people ask me what equipment I use – I tell them my eyes.” - Anonymous Ok, Charlie ... I think you've had one too many. Just me give me that beer and let me drive you home. I said, give it to me! Hey, we really need to talk about... Continue Reading →

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Pave My Way

Monday, February 1st, 2021 “When the path ignites a soul, there's no remaining in place. The foot touches ground,but not for long.” - Hakim Sanai Brick streets. Why not marbles? Was somebody sitting outside one day, admiring their brick home, thinking... God I love brick. In my world, I'd make everything out of brick; a... Continue Reading →

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Photo Friday

Friday, January 29, 2021 “If your pictures aren’t good enough, you’re not close enough.” - Robert Capa And just behind the Guggenheim, you'll see the PEZ Dispenser Headquarters. Nature's chocolate-vanilla swirl. I tawt I taw a puddy tat. ... I did! Man, these Rainbow Brite sneakers are leaving marks everywhere! Over those nose, Frosty. Over... Continue Reading →

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Problem?

Monday, January 25th 2021 Gamifying is another thing I’m very big on. Let’s make this into a game. Whatever the problem is, let’s make it a game." - Seinfeld (in a recent podcast w/ Tim Ferriss) From the book: That Is Priceless: Art's Greatest Masterpieces… Made Slightly Funnierby Steve Melcher. Sometimes, when it gets really... Continue Reading →

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Photo Friday

Friday, January 22nd, 2021 “Character, like a photograph, develops in darkness.” - Yousuf Karsh They finally made it home, only to realize they forgot the eggs. - Flashback -"Ok, dad! ...For how long? Are we going somewhere this time?" Ok, here he comes, here he comes! On the count of three - we'll yell, 'Surprise!'... Continue Reading →

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