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Friday, August 12th, 2022 "You might be a redneck if… Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy-size bottle of ketchup." ~ Jeff Foxworthy Just wait for it! Don't... shake... Yipeee!!! Terry had a little TP, a little TP, a little TP.It followed him to work one day, work one day, work...... Continue Reading →

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va·ca·tion

Vey, Kay... Shun! I am shunning you, George! ... Oh, sorry dear, vis your Svedish grandmother calling. Ve're on holiday in Gran Chaco of South America for an extended period of leisure and recreation... primarily for your grandfather, dear. George! Leave the pollyvogs alone! Oh dear, he's yanking on their temporary tails. Gotta split. All... Continue Reading →

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Photo Friday

Friday, August 5th, 2022 "The month of August had turned into a griddle where the days just lay there and sizzled." ~ Sue Monk Kidd I told him to come inside. It's August. 🙄 Ok, Steve's on ice. Who's on cups and bevs? I washed my sunglasses with the laundry this week.Surprisingly, no harm was... Continue Reading →

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ce·ru·le·an

{səˈro͞olēən} So, Rue ~ Leann, Leann ~ Rue. So glad you two are finally meeting. All these years, your paths have never crossed, no matter how many times I've invited you two to my parties. How odd you both arrived today wearing the same dress and in the same hue ~ a deep sky-blue. I'll... Continue Reading →

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Photo Friday

Friday, July 29th,2022 “As I looked out into the night sky, across all those infinite stars, it made me realize how insignificant they are.” ~ Peter Cook The story of Rick... (You'll see this plant again soon.) Rick had never gone windsurfing before, not a day in his life.But he set sail with his goal... Continue Reading →

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come·up·pance

Come up, pants! Oh great, oh great! Look at that... just look. The bottom of my pant legs are all soiled. I knew I shouldn't have pointed and laughed at that guy back there when he fell in the puddle. Now I have to walk around waterlogged as punishment. Well, that's just great. That laugh... Continue Reading →

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Photo Friday

Friday, July 22, 2022 "Things are seldom what they seem." ~ W. S. Gilbert "The invisible staff meeting is about to begin. Please adjust your invisible mics." "Hey, y'all! No! No, I'm not at the pub. I sensed that eyebrow raise, Geraldine. I won't stand it!Alright, who's taking notes this week?" "I did it last... Continue Reading →

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in·tend·ed

{in'-ten-dəd} In ten, dad!! Jeesh. Ok, I'm ready. Oh, wait, what is this? I thought we were heading out for ice cream. If you planned or meant for this to be exciting, you miscalculated in judgment. You omitted to inform me that this would be another one of your cleaning tutorials. I deliberately pass on... Continue Reading →

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Photo Friday

Friday, July 15th, 2022 "To have courage for whatever comes in life — everything lies in that." ~ Teresa of Ávila Picnic Here. Pick Apples Here. How does one know when it's time to pick apples, I simply questioned.(Photo was taken by Keith Considine. Bear was stuffed, not hungry.) Sign created by Fido. Community Garden... Continue Reading →

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ef·fi·cient

{i-ˈfi-shənt} A fish in it? Waiter, waiter! I say, do tell me what's swimming around in my glass of water. Is the cook trying to achieve maximum productivity with minimum wasted effort or expense by combining my dinner and beverage, or is he off his rocker again? Do tell ... “Look at where Jesus went... Continue Reading →

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Photo Friday

Friday, July 8th, 2022 "Do something worth remembering." ~ Elvis Presley A little less conversation, a little more action, please ... All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me ... A little more bite and a little less bark ... A little less fight and a little more spark ... Close your mouth and open up your... Continue Reading →

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com·pat·i·ble

Come, Pat, a bull! A bull is behind you ... run!! Jk. It's not behind you. Yes, it is! I'm serious, run! Or stay, play dead, I don't know! But I'm gonna yell this right now, you and that bull are not capable of existing or occurring together in this pit much longer without conflict!... Continue Reading →

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Photo Friday

Friday, July 1st, 2022 “Never underestimate the power you have to take your life in a new direction." ~ Germany Kent Summer's here, and I'm going to use my free time wisely. I'm going to grow a real mustache. I'm following the Margaritaville Tour all summer long. I'm a Parrot Head, and I can't hide... Continue Reading →

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Photo Friday

Friday, June 24th, 2022 "For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love." ~ Carl Sagan, Contact, 1985 Uncle Jim won't let us go near Betty or his pet monkey, both appeared out of the blue last year. Aunt Patty, the monkey, says we can visit her and Betty when Uncle... Continue Reading →

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Photo Friday

Friday, June 17th, 2022 "I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it." ~ W.C. Fields In my defense, never mind.I'm just happy I spelled everything correctly. Every Tuesday & Wednesday, I feed the door compliments. But really, it's stupid. The pair second from the right! Please. God, I need... Continue Reading →

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en·ter·tain·ing

Enter tanning booth, clothes on or off, depending on your bronzing goals. Try one eye covered, one sock off, a handprint, reverse freckles ... get creative in there! I take pleasure and enjoyment in others' awkward tan lines. "People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them." ~ Jerry Seinfeld Thoughts, Tuesday, June... Continue Reading →

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Photo Friday

Friday, June 10th, 2022 The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese. ~ Jeremy Paxman Click it again, I think we're over there ... Nope. Click it again. Someone told Sally about my doggie diapers!! (Gasp!) ... "If we understand the worm, we understand life." ~ John... Continue Reading →

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Wednesday’s Words

Wednesday, June 8th, 2022 That is life … to begin again when everything is lost! ~A.J. Cronin Begin, Again Walking away from what isn’tUnknown, what isBut pleasantWhy waitAnother dayWhy fakeAny momentDug shallowDrowning anyhowDeepen the plungeClearing the airEach momentAn endA chanceBegin, againFelt stagnantPent upAll abruptA shred of courageFading foregroundDesire ignitedSteadier nowI’m strongI’ve been aroundStirringFar too long... Continue Reading →

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ab·squat·u·late

Ab, squat, you late again! You left abruptly last session, and show up late this session?! You're gonna sweat, let's go! Ab, squat, ab, squat, plié ... ab, squat! "I have nothing in common with lazy people who blame others for their lack of success. Great things come from hard work and perseverance. No excuses."... Continue Reading →

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Photo Friday

Friday, June 3rd, 2022 "To have become a deeper man is the privilege of those who have suffered." ~ Oscar Wilde We've recently relocated ... No, no! Come back! It's not creepy. Disregard the entrance and when I told you to lock all of the locks and all of the bolts behind you ... come... Continue Reading →

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pho·to

[ foh-toh ] He had Pho toe! I'm telling you. His foot smelled exactly like Wagyu Beef Pho! I had some recently and that's exactly what his toe and the rest of his foot smelled like. He took that sock off, and I'll be ... it smelt exactly like my dinner a few months back. If... Continue Reading →

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ig·no·rant

Ignore Aunt Bethany! She didn't mean it when she said that you're stupid. It was a bit insensible of her, sure. However, she is rude, impolite, and ill-mannered. "It's not about who is real to your face, it's about who stays real behind your back." ~ Unknown Thoughts, Tuesday, May 24th, 2022 ~ Absurdity ...... Continue Reading →

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Photo Friday

Friday, May 20th, 2022 “If you are waking up believing that there is more to life than there is - then there is more for you out there.” ~ Oscar Auliq-Ice Took a short vacation recently. Spent some time in the hotel room, in my robe ...Just sitting by the window getting lost in the... Continue Reading →

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se·cure

Suck your lips together like a dis 😗 pursing as such. Fix or fasten up to your mouth a candy wrapper or a blade of grass - pulling tightly, nice and taut, on both ends - pucker and blow. You'll be whistling in an instant. Or wear a set of Invisalign braces and pronounce any... Continue Reading →

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Photo Friday

Friday, May 13th, 2022 "May, more than any other month of the year, wants us to feel most alive." ~ Fennel Hudson Zoom Call: Hey, Frosty, I think you're frozen again. Try moving around. Hey, Stan. I'm having some technical difficulties over here, let's just catch up later. Say hello to the little ones for... Continue Reading →

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ac·tion

Act, Shawn! Act! ... is what the director wanted to shout. Instead, he just delivered his countdown, yet again, to watch Shawn freeze up as the camera lights flickered back on. No movements, no gestures, no exertion. Is Shawn even breathing? He's turning purple, OMG, cut ... cut!! "The ultimate luxury in life remains nature."... Continue Reading →

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Photo Friday

Friday, May 6th, 2022 “Success is falling nine times and getting up ten.” ~ Jon Bon Jovi Words to cling to - if you're struggling, don't wait, let Dunkin' help. Hey Mom, Happy Mother's Day! ❤Thanks for everything. I got you a leaf! Old Willow by the water and wind. New Willow by the water... Continue Reading →

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rack·et

It's not my card, rack it up! Don't make a lot of noise. But hey, let's have some fun! "No idea is final." ~ Taika Waititi Thoughts, Tuesdays, May 3rd, 2022 THE PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE ROOMMATES. SCENE: MARY'S FAVORITE WONDER WOMAN COFFEE MUG IS CHIPPED. INT. APARTMENT – DAY Mary's just walking in the door and heading into the kitchen,... Continue Reading →

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Photo Friday

Friday, April 29th, 2022 “Live each day as if your life had just begun.” ~ Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe. I found him! Only took me 15 minutes this time. Let's do it again! The story of her ... I was her agent before anyone would even give her a second glance. Fame came and then... Continue Reading →

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Wednesday’s Words

Wednesday, April 27th, 2022 “If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.” ~ Milton Berle Listen here, see, I'd like to introduce you to the beginning of a short little story called SHAKE. SHAKE She woke up, that’s good. Had a shake, head to toe, not great. She swayed, steadied, and carried herself down the hall,... Continue Reading →

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re·pair

You can now reap hair with a do-it-yourself sickle! Just don't let anyone tickle while you sickle, or you'll need to fix and/or mend a few body parts, especially your head. Ye shall have to sew what you reap. Thoughts, Tuesday, April 26, 2022 “Never limit yourself because of others’ limited imagination; never limit others... Continue Reading →

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Photo Friday

Friday, April 22nd, 2022 "People are afraid, very much afraid of those who know themselves. They have a certain power, a certain aura, and a certain magnetism." ~ Rajneesh Build it and they will come. They may not come in, but ... Where’s my month of May lock?? All rise! I repeat, all rise It's... Continue Reading →

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mis·take

I miss steak. I eat a lot of greens and random things, so yeah, I miss steak. I don't miss the thought of a cow blinking away flies, flipping its tail while standing in poo out in the middle of a steamy field while I eat its body, no, I don't miss that part. Well,... Continue Reading →

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Photo Friday

Friday, April 15th, 2022 "I learned that you have to push away the demand of people's expectations by believing in your instincts." ~ Stefano Pilati "Find your style and stick to it." ~ Manolo Blahnik I'm just endlessly waiting for the kids to find me. Well, at least you're cozy over there. My biceps are... Continue Reading →

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Wednesday’s Words

Wednesday, April 13th, 2022 "Spring is when life's alive in everything." ~ Christina Rosetti Spring Becoming Budding blossomsPerky PeppersDirty kneesLate diningEarly runningSpring becomingAll of theseLonger days, releasingBrain haze, unleashingChill and wetCold bumps with sweatAll running down my neckSpringtime flowing through earth's veinsReturning to lifeMany of its beautiful thingsSpring is comingNew beginningsHours gainingSoft groundMushy trainingHeading out,... Continue Reading →

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be·lieve

Bee, leave me. Now! Fine, sting me. I accept that it'll hurt, but I'll live and you'll die. Unless I'm allergic. I don't suppose that I am. But, uh, maybe let's just … WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?! (I’m making a beeline out of ... ow!) "You can never run away. Not ever. The only way... Continue Reading →

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Photo Friday

Friday, April 8th, 2022 "Mix a little foolishness with your prudence; it's good to be silly at the right moment." ~ Horace. We're cutting corners, sure, but having the kids make our street signs has been a blessing in disguise. No one stops at the intersections so that's still a problem that we'll have to... Continue Reading →

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ac·o·lyte

I go late because my assistant isn't great. Thoughts, Tuesday, April 5th, 2022 "You have to have confidence in your vision or else no one else will trust in it." ~ Mary Katrantzou Do you Troost me? The wi-fi is down. I was sitting in a cafe while the wifi was connecting ... A girl... Continue Reading →

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Photo Friday

Friday, April 1st, 2022 “Someone asked me if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’" ~ Steven Wright ... April Fools'! Would you like a pineapple with kiwi and strawberry? Pineapple and kiwi? Let me unlock this and see what other options we have here... Continue Reading →

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sub·rou·tine

Sub, Rue Teen, Ms. Teen, will be your teacher for the day. Mrs. Martin is out, she's receiving her black belt and getting her voodoo certificate, so if I were you guys, I'd be on my best behavior. Ms. Teen will adhere to your normal routine, the same procedure as usual, following a specific sequence... Continue Reading →

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Photo Friday

Friday, March 25th, 2022 "Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including you." ~ Anne Lamott Grandpa! I repeat, your invisible cloak is not working, not working! Abort! Hi, Sam. Hey. Hi, Sam and Tony. They've got us, we're surrounded.Listen, I want you to know that I've loved every... Continue Reading →

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Wednesday’s Words

Wednesday, March 23rd, 2022 "Time and tide wait for no man." ~ Geoffrey Chaucer  Waiting I wait for you to want. On comes the tide, high, Up to my thighs. Wading through the sunrise. Nothing to grasp, Coming and going so fast. Waiting and wading won't last. My heart fading Looking back. I let go.... Continue Reading →

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wrap·per

Wrap her up! Cover that muffin in some plastic, please, I'll eat it later. I just love eating at home in my robe, or in a kimono, while slowly freeing my food from its cover ... peeling away the confines; revealing, releasing, and savoring it ... bite by bite. So alluring. So liberating. A little... Continue Reading →

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Photo Friday

Friday, March 18th, 2022 "Do not resent growing old. Many are denied the privilege." ~ Irish Saying One more kick ... Fido! Fido!! Oh, never mind. I forgot what I wanted. Clark in finance helped arrange our limbo party this year. ... In case anyone needs help with their department parties. Ok, I heard it... Continue Reading →

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Photo Friday

Friday, March 11th, 2022 "I wish I could show you when you are lonely or in darkness the astonishing light of your own being." ~ Hafiz, Persian poet I know, I know ... I should upgrade my cable box. But I still get all the shows I need! Sure! I'm free tomorrow night if that... Continue Reading →

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