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Meet Janice from Jersey

Monday, October 25th, 2021 "There is, incidentally, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person." ~ Dan Greenberg Janice lives in Jersey ... she works in HR. Based on a True Story that my brother Aaron and I made up the other day via texting with Cat... Continue Reading →

Photo Friday

Friday, October 22nd, 2021 "Small acts of decency ripple in ways we could never imagine." ~ Cory Booker My trampoline's a little springy. I'll be down in a bit. In case of an emergency, like a blazing fire, breathe into this tube until assistance arrives. Caution, the copper wire is highly flammable and super sensitive... Continue Reading →

Wednesday’s Words

Wednesday, October 20th, 2021 “One run can change your day, many runs can change your life.” ~ Unknown I'm #11, pretending I know how to use my watch, ordered tacos by accident. Photo sourced by NBR. “In running, it doesn’t matter whether you come in first, in the middle of the pack, or last. You... Continue Reading →

Photo Friday

Friday, October 15th, 2021 "Take a pitcher, it'll last longer." ~ Unknown "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.” ~ Kinky Friedman Dang it. The sun's in my whole face area, where if I had a head, it's where my face would be, again.At least you don't look like a poodle. I'm over... Continue Reading →

Photo Friday

Friday, October 8th, 2021 "Be afraid. Be very afraid." 👀 ~ The Fly So I hang out in cemeteries on the weekends, shoot me. Makes me want a dog of my own. It's getting weird walking around cupping my hand behind other people's pets. Believe it or not, Pruitt loves The Smashing Pumpkins. "Believe nothing... Continue Reading →

Photo Friday

Friday, October 1st, 2021 My mother always used to say: "The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana." ~ Rose Nylund (Betty White) in The Golden Girls Only serious applicants need apply. And/or anyone who can start right now. Been told to cut my rattail for over 200 years now. Groundskeepers... Continue Reading →

Photo Friday

Friday, September 24th, 2021 “Just Because Your Light Flickers Does Not Mean It’s About To Go Out.” ~ Yohancé Salimu Wow, fall is here! But not this ☝️ fall, that was from last fall.It'd be weird if the seasons changed like that overnight, right? You just wake up and ... how long did I sleep... Continue Reading →

Photo Friday

Friday, September 17th, 2021 "The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer." ~ Paula Poundstone My brother, Aaron, took this photo. I had to laugh because that's exactly the face I make when he takes my picture. Where's my money,... Continue Reading →

Photo Friday

Friday, September 10th, 2021 🍁"My favorite poem is the one that starts ‘Thirty days hath September’ because it actually tells you something.” ~ Groucho Marx Hey, Hank, want me to pick you up again with my claw?No Charlie, no!!Come on ... just a little hoist?That's it!I'm telling. Mr. Horner, Mr. Horner!! Please enjoy this construction... Continue Reading →

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