Is your ass warm? Mine is! I've got pockets overflowing with roasted, toasted, chewy chestnuts. (Reaching in...) It’s crowded down there; everything's moving around as I walk. Oh my gosh, where're my manners? Want one? “Do anything, but let it produce joy.” ~ Walt Whitman Thoughts, Tuesday, October 25th, 2022 You have never let me... Continue Reading →

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Friday, October 21st, 2022 "How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!" ~ Dad Joke, use with caution "Oh, I make my own toothpaste from scratch. Au natural. My teeth are dangling and falling off, but that's a typical initial reaction." (Feature Film) SPIDERMAN XXIIITHE FINAL METAMORPHOSIS ... "IT'S REALLY ME. ASK... Continue Reading →


Reap, hose, then reap again. It's Fall - reap until you sleep, reap only what you want to keep, and hose away anything gross, especially if it gets too close. Why are you relaxing? Get reapin'! "The new dawn blooms as we free it. For there is always light. If only we’re brave enough to... Continue Reading →

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Friday, October 14th, 2022 "People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing." ~ Dale Carnegie Sir Charles, Atlantic Giant, the 1st, is the last known pumpkin to be knighted by the Queen. He's been a real prick ever since. Everyone said it couldn't be done. But I did it. I grew... Continue Reading →


"Snickers' knee?" "Most certainly. You have a textbook case of what we doctors call 'Snickers' knee'. You see, the constant bumping into, bashing about with, and falling onto - your knees - has given them that uneven nutty look. Couple that with suntanning in a bent knee position, which has darkened the outside layers into... Continue Reading →

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"October is crisp days and cool nights, a time to curl up around the dancing flames and sink into a good book." ~ John Sinor Friday, October 7th, 2022 It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out. What's a gourd like you doing in a place like... Continue Reading →


The Reverend Chili Cook-Off is about to begin! You've seen them at church, they're a part of your clergy, and now you can taste your eminence's beans and get a whiff of all that essence! It's chili you can respect, but will it honor your large intestines? Let's find out!! “Chili represents your three stages... Continue Reading →

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Friday, September 30th, 2022 "I'll pick and pay, but I really want to weed whack.” ~ Kim Considine I can't believe that he shared this with me. Robert loves carbs. Outside his bedroom door. What Robert doesn't know is that we've switched to Keto bread. Yeah, I'd recognize him anywhere. That's definitely him, dead center... Continue Reading →


De ity bity spider crawled up the ... what? It's itsy bitsy? Ok, your highness. Now, follow my fingers, supreme being, follow my fingers up the water spout. De itsy bitsy spider ... “Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.” ~ George Bernard Shaw Thoughts, Tuesday, September 27th, 2022 ~ Race Bibs... Continue Reading →

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Friday, September 23rd, 2022 "Our manager shouted, 'Keith! Ron! The Police are here!' Oh, man, we panicked, flushed everything down the john. Then the door opened, and it was Stewart Copeland and Sting." ~ Keith Richards From the inside: "Keep poking!!" I made a pact when I opened my place, and to this day, every... Continue Reading →

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