Friday, December 1st, 2023
“For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.” ~ Lily Tomlin
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I direct the jury to disregard the statement that Juan, the defendant, made about sodium intake. It does not give you glowing skin when consumed in excess. Please raise your right swollen hand, Juan, I forgot to swear you in…
Right. Next. To. Them.”
“Doing nothing is very hard to do… you never know when you’re finished.” ~ Leslie Nielsen
That's when I'm gonna stand up Take my people with me Together we are going To a brand new home Far across the river Can you hear freedom calling? Calling me to answer Gonna keep on keepin' on I can feel it in my bones Stand Up by Cynthia Erivo (from the film Harriet) on Spotify/YouTube.
Photo Friday
Friday, October 9th, 2026 If you woke up this morning, good! If you’re hovering over someone invisibly while reading this, it wouldn’t kill you to give them a little massage. “Kinda spooky that Halloween has never fallen on Friday the 13th.” ~ Stephen Colbert Let me start it off even with a little coughShe’s making…
Photo Friday
Friday, October 2nd, 2026 “Admire as much as you can; most people don’t admire enough.” ~ Vincent Van Gogh “My dentist told me I have a million-dollar smile. She told me that from her mansion.” ~ Kim Considine You can get just so much from a good thingYou can linger too long in your dreamsSay…
Photo Friday
Friday, September 25th, 2026 “Fall: the beautiful time of year between heat stroke and frostbite.” ~ Anonymous “I slept funny last night. I kept telling jokes the whole time.” ~ Kim Considine You don’t need money, don’t take fameDon’t need no credit card to ride this trainIt’s strong and it’s sudden, and it’s cruel sometimesBut…
“I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.” ~ Zach Galifianakis
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