Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, May 26th, 2023 Happy Memorial Day Weekend! “You are not a drop in the ocean; you are the entire ocean in a drop.” ~ Rumi ... ...Check for a pulse. Lesson #1 in - How to Win Friends, Influence People, & Stink Up Your Apartment by Dale Carnegie. Jos. A. Bank Zoom Collection. Reenactment... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 21st, 2023 “Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.” ~ Dale Carnegie "Oh my gosh!" I yelled as I ran to the fallen, burning bird. Which was also a sock. I didn't ask... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 7th, 2023 "The lesson of Good Friday is to never lose hope - or at least give it 48 hours." ~ Robert Breault "How's it going over there?" "Same as five minutes ago." "Did I ever tell you about how I got this gig?" "I don't want to be rude, but I'm actually... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 11th, 2023 "Imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization." ~ Henry Ward Beecher Just a reminder to everyone out there - follow your dreams - no matter what... It may not happen overnight, but it will happen.(recipe above - Turn 12 cookies into 1) "The name's Pond... "...James Dry Pond." (Boom, de... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 3rd, 2023 "We must believe that we are gifted for something." ~ Marie Curie My houseboat party's tonight.Let me know if you're bringing a plus 1. "Hiya." "Hmmm? Sorry, I don't have any money." "Oh, honey! No, you don't want any of this. I've been burned badly. Ain't nothin' good left in me.... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 17th, 2023 "As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on." ~ Woody Allen "Let's try it again. Your eyes were gone." "Nope. Actually. It's creepier this way." "Got it! Now there's a Swipe Right." "Aughhh... my... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 3rd, 2023 "Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe." ~ A.A. Milne "Hi there, I'm the sun. I keep you warm when you swim and when you're outside having fun. I may cause some glares, but no one's perfect!" "Sorry, don't run. I just need a little favor." "Please, call... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 6th, 2023 “It sounds so simple, but if you just be yourself, you’re different than anyone else." ~ Tony Bennett "Show me the sign, and you can enter." (Flying frog with a stye.) Julie. Run. "Yes, yes, Kim... pull them up higher. It looks cool, yeah, higher," said Kim's shadow nerd. "Well, hello... Continue Reading →
Friday, December 30th, 2022 "Never regret anything that made you smile." ~ Mark Twain I'm reading your future; your tea steam patterns show... a snail and a gecko. Does this mean anything to you? "Hey, remember when I said, "The sausages look done"...?That was about 20 minutes ago. Rudolph, tired of spotting Santa all afternoon,... Continue Reading →
Friday, December 23rd, 2022 “Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.” ~ Hamilton Wright Mabie "A snowstorm's brewin' and Santa needs our help? Pick me, pick me!" "Um... did you say for his fireplace?" "Pick him, pick him!!" "Ok, you try drinking coffee with a beak." "Anyone seen... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 