Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, July 17th, 2026 "To err is human, to forgive divine." ~ Alexander Pope "You break wind, get out of my car." ~ Almost Everyone "I'm hot. Like really hot." ~ The Sun Preparing for the Open Door test... Not everyone will pass. Manhattan's Upper East Side socialites prefer sparkling water for their fire hydrants.... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 3rd, 2026 "You're welcome." ~ George Washington Right after he'd said, "If Social Media ever becomes a thing (eye roll), don't succumb. ...Oh, and if you like my wig, give this scroll a thumbs up." Dang it! The fireworks went flat. ... The independent wave. ... Where to stand to let everyone know... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 17th, 2026 "Go and make interesting mistakes, make amazing mistakes, make glorious and fantastic mistakes. Break rules. Leave the world more interesting for your being here." ~ Neil Gaiman February March The end of constipation. This year's garden's going to be tough. "Give me some sugar, Sue..." ... "I'm not Sue." "But I'm... Continue Reading →
Sunday, March 1st, 2026 "If someone says they don't like snow, they're just saying they don't like water turned into a bunch of frozen ice pieces." ~ Kim Considine He's thinking fondly of his friends who went to Texas without him and are having fun in the sun right now. "I can't believe it." "I'm... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 6th, 2026 "Yes, let us love winter, for it is the spring of genius." ~ Pietro Aretino "Luke, I am your father." I used to be embarrassed by the stains on my snow… Not anymore! I'd pay an arm and a hammer for these results. The number one reason couples split during the... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 30th, 2026 "The only safe thing is to take a chance." ~ Elaine May In the Caribbean, the Bird Mafia is no joke. ... The sign that cleared out the neighborhood. The first Great Yellow Shark. Ned's a bully!! ... ... "No one's flocking with me." Wait until you see everything we're doing... Continue Reading →
Sunday, January 25th, 2026 "It takes a lot of time to be a genius, you have to sit around so much doing nothing, really doing nothing." ~ Gertrude Stein Yuck! Meatballs. ... ... "Nailed it." A sign you're not in New York. Dying of thirst? Well, we all are right now! Guess what they ran... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 2nd, 2026 "January 2nd is a great day to put things off to the newer year." ~ Kim Considine It felt like he was hiding something from us. 10 out of 10 snowmen die... From smoking. Just one cigarette can do it... if it burns long enough. McDonald's is being sued by Crash... Continue Reading →
Friday, December 26th, 2025 "The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow." ~ H.G. Wells "He must have taught Himself how to walk." "He's fine, juuust fine..." ... "Nothing to see here." "Yes. We took a nonstop flight to NYC. Why would we take a flight that stops?" "Take the dang picture, he's slipping!... Continue Reading →
Friday, December 19th, 2025 "Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves?" ~ Friedrich Nietzsche Trying to hitch a ride in Brooklyn… But receiving only an occasional wave back... Santa was stunned... And is still stunned. Jerry's first and last day of dog walking. She's a little territorial. Proclaiming he... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 