“I found the fastest way to get muscles is to eat them.” ~ Kim Considine
“What’s got the wolf miffed now?”
“I looked up the word unalloyed!”“Uh oh…”“And it said ‘not alloyed’!”
The crew returns to Oz, nonstop. Usually on grocery shopping day. This week, Dorothy asks for her right leg to stop growing.
The Tin Man says he’s actually good for now.You see, Oz is great at fixing one thing while completely removing something else.Like when you ask IT for help.
Charlie ponders removing soy from his diet.
……But you took too long; now she’s dead. Happy Halloween!
“It’s funny, I’m actually the grouchy one. They chose Oscar because he lives in a trash can, so they assumed he’d be unhappy. But you’ll never meet a friendlier guy!”
“Is Donkey ever a third wheel? No, not ever.”…“Yeah… never.”
Gretchen wants everyone to know she loves Pickleball but despises pickles.
“Yeah, um, that’s my grandma. Thank you.”“Yeah, like, I’d know that flat body anywhere.”
Old is so in vogue now.
“I’m not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You’re as old as you feel.” ~ Henri Frederic Amiel
Friday, October 9th, 2026 If you woke up this morning, good! If you’re hovering over someone invisibly while reading this, it wouldn’t kill you to give them a little massage. “Kinda spooky that Halloween has never fallen on Friday the 13th.” ~ Stephen Colbert Let me start it off even with a little coughShe’s making…
Friday, October 2nd, 2026 “Admire as much as you can; most people don’t admire enough.” ~ Vincent Van Gogh “My dentist told me I have a million-dollar smile. She told me that from her mansion.” ~ Kim Considine You can get just so much from a good thingYou can linger too long in your dreamsSay…
Friday, September 25th, 2026 “Fall: the beautiful time of year between heat stroke and frostbite.” ~ Anonymous “I slept funny last night. I kept telling jokes the whole time.” ~ Kim Considine You don’t need money, don’t take fameDon’t need no credit card to ride this trainIt’s strong and it’s sudden, and it’s cruel sometimesBut…
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