Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, October 23rd, 2026 “'Frisbeetarianism' is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." ~ George Carlin "Hey!" "What I'm hearing you say is, 'Hey.'" "Yes, I'm saying 'Hey.'" "What I'm hearing you say is, 'Yes, I'm saying Hey.'" "I can't do this." "What I'm hearing you... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 16th, 2026 "I found the fastest way to get muscles is to eat them." ~ Kim Considine "What's got the wolf miffed now?" "I looked up the word unalloyed!" "Uh oh..." "And it said 'not alloyed'!" The crew returns to Oz, nonstop. Usually on grocery shopping day. This week, Dorothy asks for her... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 9th, 2026 "When nothing is going right, go left." ~ Unknown Head protester of the He Likes Me Not movement pauses for a moment of silence... You gotta be kidding me! This ass started another staring contest. "Surprise!" Edith peed herself a little when friends and family jumped out of the cave celebrating... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 2nd, 2026 "Admire as much as you can; most people don't admire enough." ~ Vincent Van Gogh My parents are getting too much iron. I just know it. Where to go when you don't feel like seeing people. And where to eat if you enjoy getting the runs. Rainbow burnt out from always... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 18th, 2026 "Never be limited by other people’s limited imaginations." ~ Mae Jemison Ancient Indiana Folklore The Tale of Tulips and Feet and their many feats in overcoming prejudices from others. Often referred to as the original Romeo and Juliet. The Skellys are back with more positive criticism! "There goes Janet walking that... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 4th, 2026 "We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master." ~ Ernest Hemingway Founder of Blind Dates for the Blind reports, "Getting them together is the hardest part." ... When asked where she was traveling to, she said she was only going to her friend's house for... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 31st, 2026 "A person without imagination is like a teabag without hot water." ~ Alan Fletcher When everyone showed up dressed the same for Casual Friday... Jane danced with trees. Brittany sniffed glue. And Belinda ate cowpeas. Looks like someone's about to have a summer after all! Wait for it... Indian Michael Jackson!... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 17th, 2026 "To err is human, to forgive divine." ~ Alexander Pope "You break wind, get out of my car." ~ Almost Everyone "I'm hot. Like really hot." ~ The Sun Preparing for the Open Door test... Not everyone will pass. Manhattan's Upper East Side socialites prefer sparkling water for their fire hydrants.... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 10th, 2026 "Men who think deeply say little in ordinary conversations." ~ Charlie Chaplin Tiffany had an epiphany. But this is Scott. Any epiphanies? Nope! Never. Not. ...And does he remember which way home is? Nope! Scott… forgot. Their Spice to Remove Lice Cream's not bad either. Pigeon deterrent, RAE... Also keeps normal... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 3rd, 2026 "You're welcome." ~ George Washington Right after he'd said, "If Social Media ever becomes a thing (eye roll), don't succumb. ...Oh, and if you like my wig, give this scroll a thumbs up." Dang it! The fireworks went flat. ... The independent wave. ... Where to stand to let everyone know... Continue Reading →
