Photo Friday

Friday, January 27th, 2023 "Not what we have but what we enjoy constitutes our abundance." ~ Jean Antoine Petit-Senn "Fran." "Yes, dear." "You know we haven't had any snow this season, right?" "Yes, dear." "And you know our lunatic neighbor is on house arrest, right?" "Yes, dear." "Fran, that's his truck." (Dun Dun Dun...) Ordering... Continue Reading →

sil·hou·ette

Oi! Why is thee window sill o wet? I see you and your ankles, not just your outline behind thee whisper-white curtains. (walking away) I should have pretended I didn't see 'em. Oi. I should have paid more attention to 'em when he were younger. I blame me-self. "If you don't have any shadows, you're... Continue Reading →

Photo Friday

Friday, January 20th, 2022 "A friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back, it said, 'Wish you were here.'" ~ Steven Wright I wash everything, especially my electronics. I throw them in the spin cycle, then hang them out to dry.... Continue Reading →

Photo Friday

Friday, January 13th, 2023 "The hotel I'm staying in has no 13th floor 'cause of superstition. But people on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on. What room are you in… 1401? No, you're not! If you jump out that window, you will die earlier." ~ Mitch Hedberg When life hands you... Continue Reading →

Photo Friday

Friday, January 6th, 2023 “It sounds so simple, but if you just be yourself, you’re different than anyone else." ~ Tony Bennett "Show me the sign, and you can enter." (Flying frog with a stye.) Julie. Run. "Yes, yes, Kim... pull them up higher. It looks cool, yeah, higher," said Kim's shadow nerd. "Well, hello... Continue Reading →

a·lone

A loan? Sure. I'll grant you this advance. Just one solitary request, you give me your arms. The strap-ons... "What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be." ~ Ellen Burstyn Thoughts, Tuesday, January 3rd, 2023 ~ Strap-on Muscular Arms (Infomercial) For women and men: a self-protection device to deter predators.... Continue Reading →

Photo Friday

Friday, December 30th, 2022 "Never regret anything that made you smile." ~ Mark Twain I'm reading your future; your tea steam patterns show... a snail and a gecko. Does this mean anything to you? "Hey, remember when I said, "The sausages look done"...?That was about 20 minutes ago. Rudolph, tired of spotting Santa all afternoon,... Continue Reading →

Photo Friday

Friday, December 23rd, 2022 “Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.” ~ Hamilton Wright Mabie "A snowstorm's brewin' and Santa needs our help? Pick me, pick me!" "Um... did you say for his fireplace?" "Pick him, pick him!!" "Ok, you try drinking coffee with a beak." "Anyone seen... Continue Reading →

sev·en·ty

Seven tea flavors for your birthday cake, dad! We thought you'd love a peppermint, fennel, dandelion, hibiscus, rooibos, earl grey, and orange peel desert to celebrate turning 70. Yay! What a festive month this is, the holidays, sure, and you turning 70 and celebrating your 50th anniversary with mom. I guess you got married when... Continue Reading →

Photo Friday

Friday, December 16th, 2022 “Miracles are like pimples because once you start looking for them, you find more than you ever dreamed you'd see.” ~ Lemony Snicket, The Lump of Coal Santa's wondering why the mailbox is STILL empty... The North Pole has yet to receive one letter. What in the world is going on?!Santa... Continue Reading →

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