Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, February 17th, 2023 "As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on." ~ Woody Allen "Let's try it again. Your eyes were gone." "Nope. Actually. It's creepier this way." "Got it! Now there's a Swipe Right." "Aughhh... my... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (DRIVING - Part I) “You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'.” ~ Tommy Cooper Thoughts, Tuesday, February 14th, 2023 How To Not Get Asked To Drive ~ Ever ~ “Kim, Wake up!” I peel my head from the... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 10th, 2023 Want a raisin? No? How about a date? ~ 😉 I don't even like small talk when I shop in stores. It's the only evidence we have to go on. I wish they would have left a sock as well. Something to fill in the gaps. These bath bombs are amazing!... Continue Reading →
So can I. Your afro can make you look 3 inches taller. Easily. Now, I'm not a person from Africa, but I love Ethiopian coffee. All things and people are equal to me as they should be, you see. 'Twould be a lame world if we all were the same. It's good to honor the... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 3rd, 2023 "Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe." ~ A.A. Milne "Hi there, I'm the sun. I keep you warm when you swim and when you're outside having fun. I may cause some glares, but no one's perfect!" "Sorry, don't run. I just need a little favor." "Please, call... Continue Reading →
The great egret of my life, you ask? Not knowin' I was a swan the whole time, I suppose. For some reason, my pure-white plumage, long flexible neck, and every time I passed by a full-length mirror, I was thinkin' I was just a common egret. Well, I ain't no relative of a heron, I... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 27th, 2023 "Not what we have but what we enjoy constitutes our abundance." ~ Jean Antoine Petit-Senn "Fran." "Yes, dear." "You know we haven't had any snow this season, right?" "Yes, dear." "And you know our lunatic neighbor is on house arrest, right?" "Yes, dear." "Fran, that's his truck." (Dun Dun Dun...) Ordering... Continue Reading →
Oi! Why is thee window sill o wet? I see you and your ankles, not just your outline behind thee whisper-white curtains. (walking away) I should have pretended I didn't see 'em. Oi. I should have paid more attention to 'em when he were younger. I blame me-self. "If you don't have any shadows, you're... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 20th, 2022 "A friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back, it said, 'Wish you were here.'" ~ Steven Wright I wash everything, especially my electronics. I throw them in the spin cycle, then hang them out to dry.... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 13th, 2023 "The hotel I'm staying in has no 13th floor 'cause of superstition. But people on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on. What room are you in… 1401? No, you're not! If you jump out that window, you will die earlier." ~ Mitch Hedberg When life hands you... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 