Photo Friday

Friday, January 27th, 2023 "Not what we have but what we enjoy constitutes our abundance." ~ Jean Antoine Petit-Senn "Fran." "Yes, dear." "You know we haven't had any snow this season, right?" "Yes, dear." "And you know our lunatic neighbor is on house arrest, right?" "Yes, dear." "Fran, that's his truck." (Dun Dun Dun...) Ordering... Continue Reading →

Photo Friday

Friday, January 6th, 2023 “It sounds so simple, but if you just be yourself, you’re different than anyone else." ~ Tony Bennett "Show me the sign, and you can enter." (Flying frog with a stye.) Julie. Run. "Yes, yes, Kim... pull them up higher. It looks cool, yeah, higher," said Kim's shadow nerd. "Well, hello... Continue Reading →

Photo Friday

Friday, December 23rd, 2022 “Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.” ~ Hamilton Wright Mabie "A snowstorm's brewin' and Santa needs our help? Pick me, pick me!" "Um... did you say for his fireplace?" "Pick him, pick him!!" "Ok, you try drinking coffee with a beak." "Anyone seen... Continue Reading →

sev·en·ty

Seven tea flavors for your birthday cake, dad! We thought you'd love a peppermint, fennel, dandelion, hibiscus, rooibos, earl grey, and orange peel desert to celebrate turning 70. Yay! What a festive month this is, the holidays, sure, and you turning 70 and celebrating your 50th anniversary with mom. I guess you got married when... Continue Reading →

Photo Friday

Friday, December 16th, 2022 “Miracles are like pimples because once you start looking for them, you find more than you ever dreamed you'd see.” ~ Lemony Snicket, The Lump of Coal Santa's wondering why the mailbox is STILL empty... The North Pole has yet to receive one letter. What in the world is going on?!Santa... Continue Reading →

puis·​sant

(PWIS-ənt) "I got you a wittle pwesent, you wascally wabbit." Seconds later, Elmer Fudd explodes into bits by a powerful stick of dynamite. Scene - from every Bugs Bunny episode. "You know what's driving *me* crazy? You, not getting the ball in the hole." ~ Bob Barker, Happy Gilmore Thoughts, Tuesday, December 13th, 2022 Bob... Continue Reading →

Photo Friday

Friday, December 9th, 2022 "The heart that loves is always young." ~ Greek Proverb 50 years ago today, my Grandpa Considine told my dad on his wedding day,"Remember, son, marriage is a sentence, not a word."My dad’s still serving time.Happy 50th Wedding Anniversary, Mom and Dad!♥️ "I must have slipped on something." Santa did some... Continue Reading →

ex·tinct

His ex stink'd. In all fairness, she is a fishmonger. She sells fishtails and smells like farts from whales. It's not that bad if your sense of smell is dead and gone forever. “As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I... Continue Reading →

Photo Friday

Friday, November 18th, 2022 “Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” ~ Kevin James "I'm having the best month of my life! Everyone's feeding me, stuffing me, keeping me free from the dogs... I don't know what's going on, and you know what? I don't want to know. I'm done questioning things.... Continue Reading →

mul·ti·tude

Malt it, dude! There are a large number of us out here, man, and we all want malted shakes! Ok? What do you mean this isn't a Malt Shop? What do you mean this isn't 1950? What do you mean this is a proctologist's office? So... no malt? “An opening line should invite the reader... Continue Reading →

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