Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, June 2nd, 2023 “Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.” ~ Marcus Aurelius Dang it! DoorDash delivery. Spiderman got here fast.. but my food is sticky!! Where Are They Now? Flick from A Bug's Life just signed a commercial contract with Lipitor, and he's recently back... Continue Reading →
Try el. It's the same as 'the' in Spanish. El actor está en juicio. Translates to - The actor is on trial. I first thought it meant an ill actor went on a juice cleanse - but it's more about him/her and legal proceedings. Not at all how it sounds - can't go based on... Continue Reading →
huh-rang he-rang "Girl... he rang?" "Yes." "Did he rant?" "Yes!" "I'd like to make a toast! Does anyone have any bread? A toaster?" ~ Kim Considine Thoughts, Tuesday, May 23rd, 2023 *My Dad - far right - in a wedding. *Me - second from right - in a wedding. Sunglasses... What did they do before... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 12th, 2023 “Once you believe that you can do something, there is not a single person in the universe who can convince you otherwise.” ~ Germany Kent Jim's nose... is almost as interesting... ...as his toes. I'm done tutoring....Yep. You took this picture of the back of your hand, Grandpa. My paperboy has... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (I Don't Mind Mopping the Floor.) “Follow your heart, listen to your inner voice, and stop caring about what others think.” ~ Roy T. Bennett Tuesday, April 25th, 2023 I Really Don't Mind Mopping the Floor. P.S. Grab Your Grippie Socks. "What? Oh, man!" "Come here, Kim. This is the floor cleaner. This... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 21st, 2023 “Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.” ~ Dale Carnegie "Oh my gosh!" I yelled as I ran to the fallen, burning bird. Which was also a sock. I didn't ask... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 7th, 2023 "The lesson of Good Friday is to never lose hope - or at least give it 48 hours." ~ Robert Breault "How's it going over there?" "Same as five minutes ago." "Did I ever tell you about how I got this gig?" "I don't want to be rude, but I'm actually... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 31st, 2023 “Spring is the time of the year when it is summer in the sun and winter in the shade.” ~ Charles Dickens Monday... Tuesday... (Tulip was last spotted burning his clothes in a dumpster on the corner of E. 36th & Lex Ave.) "What?" "What did you just say?" "I thaid,... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (Never Color My Hair To Cure Boredom) "I got my hair highlighted because I felt that some strands were more important than others." ~ Mitch Hedberg Tuesday, March 28th, 2023 Never - Ever Again - It's happened More Than Once - But I'll Never Again Color My Hair To Cure Boredom I Hope... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (DRIVING - FINALE) “Thinking about an old car of mine that got stuck in reverse gear. That took me back.” ~ Puns&Oneliners.com Tuesday, March 21st, 2023 How To Not Get Asked To Drive ~ Ever ~ (Part 1, Part II, Part III, Part IV, Part V) Part VI... Then this happened... A perfectly,... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 