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huh-rang he-rang "Girl... he rang?" "Yes." "Did he rant?" "Yes!" "I'd like to make a toast! Does anyone have any bread? A toaster?" ~ Kim Considine Thoughts, Tuesday, May 23rd, 2023 *My Dad - far right - in a wedding. *Me - second from right - in a wedding. Sunglasses... What did they do before... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 19th, 2023 "As soon as you stop wanting something, you get it." ~ Andy Warhol Elizabeth Nourse's reaction after being told Bob Ross is credited for painting "happy little" things and not her. Reflecting upon his day of performing CPR and rescuing yet another duck... Steve, in the background, forgot his hat and... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 12th, 2023 “Once you believe that you can do something, there is not a single person in the universe who can convince you otherwise.” ~ Germany Kent Jim's nose... is almost as interesting... ...as his toes. I'm done tutoring....Yep. You took this picture of the back of your hand, Grandpa. My paperboy has... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 28th, 2023 "Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas." ~ Paula Poundstone "It wasn't me!" "I'd never use your toothbrush, honest!" "Not for me teeth..." Shelley just found out she has to work this Saturday... The rabbit? The rabbit's off... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (I Don't Mind Mopping the Floor.) “Follow your heart, listen to your inner voice, and stop caring about what others think.” ~ Roy T. Bennett Tuesday, April 25th, 2023 I Really Don't Mind Mopping the Floor. P.S. Grab Your Grippie Socks. "What? Oh, man!" "Come here, Kim. This is the floor cleaner. This... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 21st, 2023 “Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.” ~ Dale Carnegie "Oh my gosh!" I yelled as I ran to the fallen, burning bird. Which was also a sock. I didn't ask... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 31st, 2023 “Spring is the time of the year when it is summer in the sun and winter in the shade.” ~ Charles Dickens Monday... Tuesday... (Tulip was last spotted burning his clothes in a dumpster on the corner of E. 36th & Lex Ave.) "What?" "What did you just say?" "I thaid,... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (Never Color My Hair To Cure Boredom) "I got my hair highlighted because I felt that some strands were more important than others." ~ Mitch Hedberg Tuesday, March 28th, 2023 Never - Ever Again - It's happened More Than Once - But I'll Never Again Color My Hair To Cure Boredom I Hope... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (DRIVING - FINALE) “Thinking about an old car of mine that got stuck in reverse gear. That took me back.” ~ Puns&Oneliners.com Tuesday, March 21st, 2023 How To Not Get Asked To Drive ~ Ever ~ (Part 1, Part II, Part III, Part IV, Part V) Part VI... Then this happened... A perfectly,... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (DRIVING - Part V) "It's not your job to be likable. It's your job to be yourself. Someone will like you anyway." ~ Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Tuesday, March 14th, 2023 How To Not Get Asked To Drive ~ Ever ~ (Part 1, Part II, Part III, Part IV) Part V... Winter. Midwest... It... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 