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Try el. It's the same as 'the' in Spanish. El actor está en juicio. Translates to - The actor is on trial. I first thought it meant an ill actor went on a juice cleanse - but it's more about him/her and legal proceedings. Not at all how it sounds - can't go based on... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 26th, 2023 Happy Memorial Day Weekend! “You are not a drop in the ocean; you are the entire ocean in a drop.” ~ Rumi ... ...Check for a pulse. Lesson #1 in - How to Win Friends, Influence People, & Stink Up Your Apartment by Dale Carnegie. Jos. A. Bank Zoom Collection. Reenactment... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 19th, 2023 "As soon as you stop wanting something, you get it." ~ Andy Warhol Elizabeth Nourse's reaction after being told Bob Ross is credited for painting "happy little" things and not her. Reflecting upon his day of performing CPR and rescuing yet another duck... Steve, in the background, forgot his hat and... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 28th, 2023 "Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas." ~ Paula Poundstone "It wasn't me!" "I'd never use your toothbrush, honest!" "Not for me teeth..." Shelley just found out she has to work this Saturday... The rabbit? The rabbit's off... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 21st, 2023 “Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.” ~ Dale Carnegie "Oh my gosh!" I yelled as I ran to the fallen, burning bird. Which was also a sock. I didn't ask... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 7th, 2023 "The lesson of Good Friday is to never lose hope - or at least give it 48 hours." ~ Robert Breault "How's it going over there?" "Same as five minutes ago." "Did I ever tell you about how I got this gig?" "I don't want to be rude, but I'm actually... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (Fingernail Polish Can Fix A Car) “I didn’t do it. Hey, you want to go do something?” ~ Kim Considine Tuesday, April 4th, 2023 Fingernail Polish Can Fix A Car & Pebbles and Stones May Mend a Fence Boom! We dropped to the floor... It was really late. We had just pulled up... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 31st, 2023 “Spring is the time of the year when it is summer in the sun and winter in the shade.” ~ Charles Dickens Monday... Tuesday... (Tulip was last spotted burning his clothes in a dumpster on the corner of E. 36th & Lex Ave.) "What?" "What did you just say?" "I thaid,... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (Never Color My Hair To Cure Boredom) "I got my hair highlighted because I felt that some strands were more important than others." ~ Mitch Hedberg Tuesday, March 28th, 2023 Never - Ever Again - It's happened More Than Once - But I'll Never Again Color My Hair To Cure Boredom I Hope... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 24th, 2023 “The crises of today is the joke of tomorrow.” ~ H.G. Wells The Introduce A Topic Office will reopen at 8am Monday morning. "Over here..." "I was saying, don't even talk to me about your middle child syndrome problems." (Sue later became a well-known psychiatrist and actually loved hearing about others'... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 