Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, October 23rd, 2026 “'Frisbeetarianism' is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck." ~ George Carlin "Hey!" "What I'm hearing you say is, 'Hey.'" "Yes, I'm saying 'Hey.'" "What I'm hearing you say is, 'Yes, I'm saying Hey.'" "I can't do this." "What I'm hearing you... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 9th, 2026 "When nothing is going right, go left." ~ Unknown Head protester of the He Likes Me Not movement pauses for a moment of silence... You gotta be kidding me! This ass started another staring contest. "Surprise!" Edith peed herself a little when friends and family jumped out of the cave celebrating... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 25th, 2026 "Fall: the beautiful time of year between heat stroke and frostbite." ~ Anonymous Vitamin D reminder at CVS. ... Management's bathroom messages are even more intense. On his ride into the office this morning, stressed as usual. Left... Right... Plié... Sauté... Double Pirouette!! She's addicted to Swan Lake. He missed a... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 18th, 2026 "Never be limited by other people’s limited imaginations." ~ Mae Jemison Ancient Indiana Folklore The Tale of Tulips and Feet and their many feats in overcoming prejudices from others. Often referred to as the original Romeo and Juliet. The Skellys are back with more positive criticism! "There goes Janet walking that... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 4th, 2026 "We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master." ~ Ernest Hemingway Founder of Blind Dates for the Blind reports, "Getting them together is the hardest part." ... When asked where she was traveling to, she said she was only going to her friend's house for... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 31st, 2026 "A person without imagination is like a teabag without hot water." ~ Alan Fletcher When everyone showed up dressed the same for Casual Friday... Jane danced with trees. Brittany sniffed glue. And Belinda ate cowpeas. Looks like someone's about to have a summer after all! Wait for it... Indian Michael Jackson!... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 24th, 2026 "That man is richest whose pleasures are the cheapest." ~ Henry David Thoreau Penelope will believe anything... “What’s that?” “My underwear are inside out?” “Ah...you got me again!” We're witnessing another escape from a co-worker's space heater. Ooooh... ... Someone's being taken to church! How to inform your roommate that you... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 17th, 2026 "To err is human, to forgive divine." ~ Alexander Pope "You break wind, get out of my car." ~ Almost Everyone "I'm hot. Like really hot." ~ The Sun Preparing for the Open Door test... Not everyone will pass. Manhattan's Upper East Side socialites prefer sparkling water for their fire hydrants.... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 10th, 2026 "Men who think deeply say little in ordinary conversations." ~ Charlie Chaplin Tiffany had an epiphany. But this is Scott. Any epiphanies? Nope! Never. Not. ...And does he remember which way home is? Nope! Scott… forgot. Their Spice to Remove Lice Cream's not bad either. Pigeon deterrent, RAE... Also keeps normal... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 3rd, 2026 "You're welcome." ~ George Washington Right after he'd said, "If Social Media ever becomes a thing (eye roll), don't succumb. ...Oh, and if you like my wig, give this scroll a thumbs up." Dang it! The fireworks went flat. ... The independent wave. ... Where to stand to let everyone know... Continue Reading →
