Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, July 17th, 2026 "To err is human, to forgive divine." ~ Alexander Pope "You break wind, get out of my car." ~ Almost Everyone "I'm hot. Like really hot." ~ The Sun Preparing for the Open Door test... Not everyone will pass. Manhattan's Upper East Side socialites prefer sparkling water for their fire hydrants.... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 10th, 2026 "Men who think deeply say little in ordinary conversations." ~ Charlie Chaplin Tiffany had an epiphany. But this is Charlotte. Any epiphanies? Nope! Never. Not. ...And does she remember which way home is? Nope! Charlotte… forgot. Their Spice to Remove Lice Cream's not bad either. Pigeon deterrent, RAE... Also keeps normal... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 3rd, 2026 "You're welcome." ~ George Washington Right after he'd said, "If Social Media ever becomes a thing (eye roll), don't succumb. ...Oh, and if you like my wig, give this scroll a thumbs up." Dang it! The fireworks went flat. ... The independent wave. ... Where to stand to let everyone know... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 26, 2026 "When God closes a door, ask if it was by accident - just in case." ~ Kim Considine People aren’t walking, but running, to the neighborhood’s newest speed dating event. ... The #1 no-equipment neck workout for dogs. ... Bob’s coworkers eagerly wait to see what comes out of his lunchbox... Continue Reading →
Friday May 8th, 2026 "There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning." ~ Louis L’Amour Thinking to himself... There's no way I'm in the way. They probably forgot I'm even here. It's his safe place. Say "No" to Vision Day! May... The month to decorate your patio.... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 13th, 2026 "I have stood on a mountain of no's for one yes." ~ B. Smith Some reported being half-burnt that day. "Chuck?" "Chuck?" "I knew it was you!" In like a Grinch, out still a Grinch: The Grinch Returns! (In Theaters all March) Rain or shine... ... Your mailman quits midday. When... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 13th, 2026 "I didn't start getting white hair until I got older." ~ Kim Considine She's talking about pizza night. ... Followers... The party is back on! "OK! Who's the wiseguy who flew by my nest early this morning?" "I requested a flyby, sir!" "Son, your ego is writing checks your birdbrain can't... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 6th, 2026 "Yes, let us love winter, for it is the spring of genius." ~ Pietro Aretino "Luke, I am your father." I used to be embarrassed by the stains on my snow… Not anymore! I'd pay an arm and a hammer for these results. The number one reason couples split during the... Continue Reading →
Sunday, January 25th, 2026 "It takes a lot of time to be a genius, you have to sit around so much doing nothing, really doing nothing." ~ Gertrude Stein Yuck! Meatballs. ... ... "Nailed it." A sign you're not in New York. Dying of thirst? Well, we all are right now! Guess what they ran... Continue Reading →
Mas sage, I've got a mas sage for ya. Don't eat my sau sage. Ok. That's it. Don't touch my sau sage, or I'll rub and knead your muscles with my hands, but it won't relieve tension! "I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the ridicule of others." ~... Continue Reading →
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