Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
A shoo! Bless me, oh heavens. I've been deliberately abstaining from yellow raisins because they make me sneeze. But sometimes I tempt fate and a, a... a shoo! Ah. Put me in a sneezing contest, feed me just one yellow raisin, and I'm a shoo-in for winning. “Never underestimate the power of a shoe.” ~... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 16th, 2022 "If you hear a voice within you say 'you cannot paint,' then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced." ~ Vincent Van Gogh Am I a good candidate for contacts? I brought my twin brother and Uncle Ron, I hope that's ok. Oh no! Not the red mark!!!... Continue Reading →
What's this... a present, a mint? What the? Intuition tells me Steve put this on my desk. Like he has room to talk - every day when he walks in... whew. He may have applied his roll-on but somewhere between home and office, it rolled off. Wait, maybe I left the mint on my desk... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 9th, 2022 “Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.” ~ F. Scott Fitzgerald "Hey, have you heard anything from Dunkin'?" Some people accidentally blink in photos. I look the other way. I iron everything all at once. Game changer. Take the Blue Ridge where my mother was shot?... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 2nd, 2022 “Because in the end, you won’t remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain.” ~ Jack Kerouac I did. And who got us lost on that mountain(top) for over 3 hours, off the grid - no sign of human life? Yes! An... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 19th, 2022 "A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future." ~ Lois Wyse My friend Rick asked me this question the other day. Call Dr. Venkman... we've got one! He just found out he's soon to be gnomeless. He just found out he... Continue Reading →
I'll have an ... a sauge. One sauge, please. Sausage?? No, just regular. That should satisfy. Thank you! "It is wonderful how words generate ideas!" ~ Anne Sullivan (Helen Keller’s teacher) Thoughts, Tuesday, August 16th, 2022 To the person who told me that Nope wasn't scary... 😡 Nope... Did I make it through the whole... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 12th, 2022 "You might be a redneck if… Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy-size bottle of ketchup." ~ Jeff Foxworthy Just wait... Don't shake... yippee! Terry had a little TP, a little TP, a little TP.It followed him to work one day, work one day, work one day...... Continue Reading →
Vey, Kay... Shun! I am shunning you, George! ... Oh, sorry dear, vis your Svedish grandmother calling. Ve're on holiday in Gran Chaco of South America for an extended period of leisure and recreation... primarily for your grandfather, dear. George! Leave the pollyvogs alone! Oh dear, he's yanking on their temporary tails. Gotta split. All... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 5th, 2022 "The month of August had turned into a griddle where the days just lay there and sizzled." ~ Sue Monk Kidd I told him to come inside. It's August. 🙄 Ok, Steve's on ice. Who's on cups and bevs? I washed my sunglasses with the laundry this week.Surprisingly, no harm was... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 