Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Saturday, March 9th, 2024 "I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks." ~ Steve Martin When you walk into a meeting, join a group, or get shoved into a corner and then asked - please give your name and share something about yourself nobody knows. Do it in front of... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 1st, 2024 "Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore powerful." ~ Frankenstein Dad said it's a perfect day for me to go ice skating. "Sure! Most vegetables like to workout. Spuds lunge..." "Carrots kick… hard. Trust me on that one." "...I mean, would people eat us if we didn't look this good?" My... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 16th, 2024 "Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?" ~ Bob Marley No. But I'm working on it. I don't want to be like Steve - waiting around my whole life... waiting for... wait! "Steve, are you waiting or are you stuck?" Let's just keep walking... don't be... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 9th, 2024 "The function of the artist is to make people like life better than before." ~ Kurt Vonnegut Sun addict... Those arms are gone for good. You see it every February. Snowmen and women throwing caution to the wind. It was good knowing him for a day and a half. The shy banana... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 2nd, 2024 “Without Valentine’s Day, February would be… well, January.” ~ Jim Gaffigan Final version - the cover of my new diet book - soon to hit shelves. Chapter 1. Eat White BreadThen hide the evidence. This jerk's hogging the whole subway car. Some people... …And they still get the wrong mail. The kids... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 26th, 2024 "Fall seven times, get up eight." ~ Japenese Proverb Torn between rest and play, the frog couldn’t decide as he rested, playing in his chair. “Oooh… I’m your guardian angel…” “Oooh… look up here…” “Oooh… I forgot what I was going to say. Dang it! I’ll be back.” It’s just like... Continue Reading →
Friday, December, 29th, 2023 “Just do it. If you want to." ~ Kim Considine "No..." "What are you in for this time?" "Breaking and entering." "Every year..." He just got off work. Looking forward to slipping out of his pinstripe suit and easing into his housepants for a nice relaxing weekend. This is what it's like living... Continue Reading →
~ To My Selfie! Monday, December 25th, 2023 "I bought my brother some gift wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping." ~ Steven Wright Jack Frost’s selfie response to a snow request. Santa’s... Continue Reading →
Friday, December 15th, 2023 "I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me." ~ Bill Watterson Twas a week, plus a few days, before Christmas... ...when all through the one bedroom apartment Not a bulb was hung, not even the lights were strung. A neighbor, pulled up... Continue Reading →
Friday, December 1st, 2023 "For fast-acting relief, try slowing down." ~ Lily Tomlin People's Court (click👆 for theme music, super important)I direct the jury to disregard the statement that Juan, the defendant, made about sodium intake. It does not give you glowing skin when consumed in excess. Please raise your right swollen hand, Juan, I... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 