Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, August 18th, 2023 "You left the toothpaste cap open." (wind gusts...) "Yeah, because I have spaghetti fingers. It’s what you said you liked most about me." (spaghetti finger fever...) Last seen leaving the NYC Tattoo Shop with fresh, 'DAN' tats on his back, upper left arm, and neck. Oh, great... he's home. "Get my... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 11th, 2023 “I will always find a way and a way will always find me.” ~ Charles F. Glassman The Sun - On Vacation. "I just need a break from the sky and Kim's forehead sometimes." ... "Thanks for meeting me here. ...I, I picked up the phone." ... Don't be obvious, but... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 4th, 2023 "I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking', but I don't have that much time." ~ Steven Wright Or Billys or Williams. Enough already! Lol, my phone died! Does anyone have the time? Steve was pinky sworn into secrecy not to reveal the time. No. Matter. What. "Like, I hear... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 28th, 2023 "If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress, and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it." ~ George Burns I asked him, “What’s that supposed to be?” He thinks he can... Continue Reading →
Aub, Ves, Kate... gather around. Now... Aub, do you prefer Aub or Aubrey? Ves, do you prefer Ves or Vesper? Kate, is it? We're bewildered. We'll just hand-motion you over. "You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before." ~ Zach Galifianakis Thoughts,... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 21st, 2023 “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” ~ Jack Handey Their dates were going well, too well. Timothy couldn't stop the pompous inner chatter from rapidly inflating his... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 14th, 2023 The Last of the Mo-exicans (posts). "'I hate tacos,' said no Juan ever." ~ Mexican humor Ah... the fan feels so good. Ricardo's got the list for this year's Mexican Oscar Nominees! ...Also, he's looking for the Goldstein party to drive them to their resort. God willing, a plane flies over... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 7th, 2023 I'm trying to find out what's actually true, which is nearly always something, if not a world of things, that you can't read in books." ~ William Finnegan, writer, surfer The Pacific Ocean does the wave. Just making sure they're checking all my... Yep, they got my luggage. Top 3.25 things... Continue Reading →
In a nition... like rrrs, we celebrate our frrrdom with explosive sticks of frrr that we ooh and rrr over. Well, unless one gets sparked in the head causing a lack of mental vigor and enthusiasm to enjoy the frrrwrrrks - then one may cease to celebrate, entirely. Until then, Happy 4th! Wear a helmet.... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 30th, 2023 "Discovering and describing the world is the only reason I can see for trying so hard to continue living. Because those perceptions are the entryway for loving the world and the life in it." ~ Jerry Seinfeld They come in waves... The 202nd Annual Search for the Doilies ends with a... Continue Reading →
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