Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Tear or… furiously rip off? Tags… Clothing companies are extremely fearful that we'll forget which brand we're wearing, so the tags are there to poke us nonstop, inducing psychomotor agitation, so we remember. Every time we scratch that hard-to-reach spot that's now raw and blistering from a tag, a clothing company board member gets their... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 27th, 2025 "I shall create a new world for myself." ~ Frederic Chopin ... Frederic Chopin. Monument. His happiest day. They're both going the wrong way. I wonder if those have pockets. Brandon - pretending to be upset. First, they cut my vacation days. Now I can't ride into work on Timmy's back.... Continue Reading →
Tuesday, June 24th, 2025 "My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way." ~ Henny Youngman See, this is what happens when you overdress. People think it's your wedding day. Next thing you know, there's a husband next to you... And your in-laws are like, "Stop sitting on cars all the time! Also, I'm... Continue Reading →
Muuuuahhh, 2025 "I have been bent and broken, but - I hope - into a better shape." ~ Charles Dickens The Wicked Witch's brother is in town... Uninvited... Using up all our dry ice! Researchers declare that people telling other people to "talk to the hand" is at an all-time low, while those who actually... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 6th, 2025 “You will never be able to escape from your heart. So it’s better to listen to what it has to say.” ~ Paulo Coelho “Kiss the ground!” “Learn more about my - Dog Training to be a Pope -course at...” They see a swimmer, they eat it. They’re banned from the... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 16th, 2025 "I gotta fly once, I gotta try once, Only can die once, right, sir?" ~ Lyrics from Don't Rain on My Parade by Barbra Streisand from the film Funny Girl One more tap on the shoulder and she’s telling. The Palace of Fine Arts ... Exactly as I'd pictured it. Look at... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 9th, 2025 "The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper." ~ Eden Phillpotts Happy Mother's Day to all - especially the mothers - this Sunday! ❤️ This is what my mom looked like escaping from the car... After riding with me ONE time when I had... Continue Reading →
Monday, May 5th, 2025 "It's more difficult to be simple, and it's easier to be more complicated." ~ Black Francis ... ... Hasn't had a new pair of shorts since 5th grade... same for his underwear. Someone likes this sidewalk. Steve held onto the large staple until his gas passed. ... Who's gonna tell... Continue Reading →
Saturday, April 5th, 2025 "April, dressed in all his trim, hath put a spirit of youth in everything." ~ William Shakespeare Asking her out was a feat. Finding a moment when their faces and ears weren't covered in feet—yeah, it was a feat, and it stunk. One day, he hopes to play to the Great... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 28th, 2025 "In the right light, at the right time, everything is extraordinary." ~ Aaron Rose Another rose takes its life. Instead of taking the subway. The left side's up for anything. This is how she looked at me when I asked her to moove her car. Then she mooved it. This is... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 