Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Come, Pat, a bull! A bull is behind you ... run!! Jk. It's not behind you. Yes, it is! I'm serious, run! Or stay, play dead, I don't know! But I'm gonna yell this right now, you and that bull are not capable of existing or occurring together in this pit much longer without conflict!... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 24th, 2022 "For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love." ~ Carl Sagan, Contact, 1985 Uncle Jim won't let us go near Betty or his pet monkey, both appeared out of the blue last year. Aunt Patty, the monkey, says we can visit her and Betty when Uncle... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 17th, 2022 "I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it." ~ W.C. Fields In my defense, never mind.I'm just happy I spelled everything correctly. Every Tuesday & Wednesday, I feed the door compliments. But really, it's stupid. The pair second from the right! Please. God, I need... Continue Reading →
Enter tanning booth, clothes on or off, depending on your bronzing goals. Try one eye covered, one sock off, a handprint, reverse freckles ... get creative in there! I take pleasure and enjoyment in others' awkward tan lines. "People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them." ~ Jerry Seinfeld Thoughts, Tuesday, June... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 10th, 2022 The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese. ~ Jeremy Paxman Click it again, I think we're over there ... Nope. Click it again. Someone told Sally about my doggie diapers!! (Gasp!) ... "If we understand the worm, we understand life." ~ John... Continue Reading →
Act, Shawn! Act! ... is what the director wanted to shout. Instead, he just delivered his countdown, yet again, to watch Shawn freeze up as the camera lights flickered back on. No movements, no gestures, no exertion. Is Shawn even breathing? He's turning purple, OMG, cut ... cut!! "The ultimate luxury in life remains nature."... Continue Reading →
I miss steak. I eat a lot of greens and random things, so yeah, I miss steak. I don't miss the thought of a cow blinking away flies, flipping its tail while standing in poo out in the middle of a steamy field while I eat its body, no, I don't miss that part. Well,... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 11th, 2022 "I wish I could show you when you are lonely or in darkness the astonishing light of your own being." ~ Hafiz, Persian poet I know, I know ... I should upgrade my cable box. But I still get all the shows I need! Sure! I'm free tomorrow night if that... Continue Reading →
Ver boughten himself an RV and park'd it right der down by da river. I told him he ain't supposed be down der!! It's forbidden parkin' territory. I know he'll end up sinkin' it or somthn'. Gonna call dem cops on Ver. He just don't listen to no one no how!! "Imagination, not intelligence, made... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 25th, 2022 “Believe in your heart that you’re meant to live a life full of passion, purpose, magic, and miracles.” ~ Roy T. Bennett Do you see lips and an eye? Everyone! Gather 'round, gather 'round!!! Shhhh! Ed's speaking! THIS IS NOT A TEST! What'd Ed say? Did Ed say we should get... Continue Reading →
