Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Saturday, December 7th, 2024 "I will either find a way or make one." ~ Hannibal “Dear God, I asked for an angel." One tot. Two, two tots to fray the folks. 3 or more for gore. "Oh, here he comes!" "Can I ask you a quick question, Stuart?" "… Jerk." ... When I repeatedly shrink... Continue Reading →
Friday, November 15th, 2024 "Life is short, break the rules." ~ Mark Twain Frank and Steve never learned to read. Which is fine, but... (cont'd below) We interrupt with an answer to one of life's biggest ponderings... Yes. Your dentist is looking up your nostrils during all of your appointments. Blow once beforehand for courtesy,... Continue Reading →
Saturday, November 2nd, 2024 "The world only exists in your eyes... You can make it as big or as small as you want." ~ F. Scott Fitzgerald "Ok, listen up. Grab a cup and park your rear my dears, and I'll tell you 'sup." "Dang it! Darn thing won't..." "There we are, hey... Ok, I'll... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 25th, 2024 "It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are." ~ E.E. Cummings He was just informed he's out of PTO days this year. ... "You want to buy a large chocolate shake and leave it out front!" ~ Mr. Subliminal Air drying my linens has saved me tons... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 18th, 2024 "If you feel you are in a black hole, don't give up. There's a way out." ~ Stephen Hawking "Hey, pssst... it's me, can't talk now, I'm falling. Please don't burn..." And he was never seen again. Cornelius The Ghost... In a real live response - - upon hearing he was... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 4th, 2024 "Let frustration fuel inspiration." ~ Sonia Boyce Rats! Dry clean only. Cecelia chose this moment to finally speak her truth. ... Poseidon's lesser-known descendant, Sharkus, is currently running for Mayor for all immortals. Stock up on bird bath bombs for your favorite birds this season. They'll thank you! It was your... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 13th, 2024 "Vulnerability is important. You can’t let your skin get too thick." ~ Al Pacino Scott's being a real booger today. "Made it!" "One more block to go... This walk is killing me." I wonder what's going on up there... That's the way they became the 50th Street and 7th Avenue bunch.... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 6th, 2024 "Vision is the art of seeing things invisible." ~ Jonathan Swift "I have something to tell you." "What do you think?" On Tuesday, two miniature Sauropod dinosaurs were discovered on the sidewalk in Brooklyn. Scientists declare that although this couple had just met, and were hesitant to jump into a relationship,... Continue Reading →
Sunday, September 1st, 2024 "Without labor, some of us wouldn't be here." ~ Kim Considine I don't know why anyone ever complains about ironing. You just have to start with the desire to look nice, then throw your items into the wash on whatever setting the machine is already set to. Next, remember to be... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 16th, 2024 "What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet." ~ Woody Allen Move over Evel Knievel. Watch... as soon as I walk by he's going to hide his food and stare at me intently. And then I become that person - all... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 