Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, September 8th, 2023 "My dark days made me strong. Or maybe I already was strong, and they made me prove it." ~ Emery Lord The eyebrow lineup - suspect accused of too many skeptical eyebrow raises while walking by Shenika's Hair Salon this week. Costco expands offerings… The Wholesale-Sized Baby. Born one minute ago... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 25th, 2023 "Everybody laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now." ~ Bob Monkhouse Out of the window, he continued to bend, half of his body still in bed. Sal looked down and saw his friend... "Hey, Sal!" Said the head. "Hey!" Sal yelled back, and... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 11th, 2023 “I will always find a way and a way will always find me.” ~ Charles F. Glassman The Sun - On Vacation. "I just need a break from the sky and Kim's forehead sometimes." ... "Thanks for meeting me here. ...I, I picked up the phone." ... Don't be obvious, but... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 7th, 2023 I'm trying to find out what's actually true, which is nearly always something, if not a world of things, that you can't read in books." ~ William Finnegan, writer, surfer The Pacific Ocean does the wave. Just making sure they're checking all my... Yep, they got my luggage. Top 3.25 things... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (I Don't Mind Mopping the Floor.) “Follow your heart, listen to your inner voice, and stop caring about what others think.” ~ Roy T. Bennett Tuesday, April 25th, 2023 I Really Don't Mind Mopping the Floor. P.S. Grab Your Grippie Socks. "What? Oh, man!" "Come here, Kim. This is the floor cleaner. This... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 21st, 2023 “Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.” ~ Dale Carnegie "Oh my gosh!" I yelled as I ran to the fallen, burning bird. Which was also a sock. I didn't ask... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 24th, 2023 “The crises of today is the joke of tomorrow.” ~ H.G. Wells The Introduce A Topic Office will reopen at 8am Monday morning. "Over here..." "I was saying, don't even talk to me about your middle child syndrome problems." (Sue later became a well-known psychiatrist and actually loved hearing about others'... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 17th, 2023 “What do you call a bulletproof Irishman? Rick-O-Shea…” ~ Irish Joke "This is camera 4 speaking. So far nothing." "I read you loud and clear, camera 4, this is camera 2. All is good on my end, over." "Alert! This is camera 7 outback, Mom and dad are approaching through the... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 24th, 2023 "I never practice. I always play." ~ Wanda Landowska "I just come here to think." "Sometimes I forget, are these my hands or my feet?" "Then I laugh... because I don't know." Let me just run in and pick up my lab results... Jackie Paper was aghast, while Puff the Magic... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 17th, 2023 "As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on." ~ Woody Allen "Let's try it again. Your eyes were gone." "Nope. Actually. It's creepier this way." "Got it! Now there's a Swipe Right." "Aughhh... my... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 