Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, October 31st, 2025 "There's no fear when you're having fun." ~ Will Thomas It was quiet. Only the sound of wind rustling the leaves down the street, and … a loud burp? "Excuse me." "I ate him too quickly." "Including my bad knee!" "I'd love a bite of his head." Returning to the story...... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 26th, 2025 "Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them, you find more than you ever dreamed you'd see." ~ Lemony Snicket Growth hormones in milk have no effect on humans other than turning them into giants. She'll burst. If she holds her feelings in any longer... During the police... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 25th, 2025 "So walk tall / Or baby, don't walk at all." ~ Bruce Springsteen, New York City Serenade, 1973 "This doesn't make sense. A six-letter word that has anger in it?" "I'm going to be thinking about this all day..." The 3rd Annual Bike-and-Burp-athon is coming to a close. I think we... Continue Reading →
Thursday, July 3rd, 2025 "If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane." ~ Jimmy Buffett Archie will laugh later about the fake doggy door. ... ... ... ... "Dang it!" "I can never find a restroom in this city." He fakes left! "Thanks for coming over on such short... can you maybe... back up... Continue Reading →
Muuuuahhh, 2025 "I have been bent and broken, but - I hope - into a better shape." ~ Charles Dickens The Wicked Witch's brother is in town... Uninvited... Using up all our dry ice! Researchers declare that people telling other people to "talk to the hand" is at an all-time low, while those who actually... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 9th, 2025 "The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper." ~ Eden Phillpotts Happy Mother's Day to all - especially the mothers - this Sunday! ❤️ This is what my mom looked like escaping from the car... After riding with me ONE time when I had... Continue Reading →
Monday, May 5th, 2025 "It's more difficult to be simple, and it's easier to be more complicated." ~ Black Francis ... ... Hasn't had a new pair of shorts since 5th grade... same for his underwear. Someone likes this sidewalk. Steve held onto the large staple until his gas passed. ... Who's gonna tell... Continue Reading →
La goon... the goon is the one who gets in and cannot swim! This isn't quiet water - they'll get tossed around like a tater totter. There's no separation from the sea, barrier, or bank of sand keeping them near the land, with their buns safe and tanned. Let me debrief. There's nothing surrounding to protect, not even... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 7th, 2025 "The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper." ~ Eden Phillpotts March is like living at the North Pole, with mini trips to grandma's house with the heat and oven on and the windows shut, wearing woolen clothes, sipping hot soup, and then getting... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 14th, 2024 “When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep well?' I said, 'No, I made a few mistakes.' “ ~ Steven Wright Nighttime’s the worst. Thumb-sucking addiction is no joke. Good luck, George! You got this. Happy Valentine's Day! From Gnomebody. Looks like someone had an interview... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 