Photo Friday

Friday, January 27th, 2023 "Not what we have but what we enjoy constitutes our abundance." ~ Jean Antoine Petit-Senn "Fran." "Yes, dear." "You know we haven't had any snow this season, right?" "Yes, dear." "And you know our lunatic neighbor is on house arrest, right?" "Yes, dear." "Fran, that's his truck." (Dun Dun Dun...) Ordering... Continue Reading →

sil·hou·ette

Oi! Why is thee window sill o wet? I see you and your ankles, not just your outline behind thee whisper-white curtains. (walking away) I should have pretended I didn't see 'em. Oi. I should have paid more attention to 'em when he were younger. I blame me-self. "If you don't have any shadows, you're... Continue Reading →

a·lone

A loan? Sure. I'll grant you this advance. Just one solitary request, you give me your arms. The strap-ons... "What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be." ~ Ellen Burstyn Thoughts, Tuesday, January 3rd, 2023 ~ Strap-on Muscular Arms (Infomercial) For women and men: a self-protection device to deter predators.... Continue Reading →

stal·wart

Stall, wart, grow no more! Thine eyes, no wait, my eyes! And to that hardworking hair growing out of you, wart, I curse every bit of it! You've been burned time and again - reliable as ever you return. Do not expand, invade, or grow offspring. Just stall, wart, stall! Thank you, thank you. Ode... Continue Reading →

Photo Friday

Friday, October 28th, 2022 “On Halloween, parents sent their kids out looking like me.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield Pugsley's birthday party is tonight. Remember, he's vegan now. Come dressed as your favorite superhero... OR DON'T COME AT ALL. But please let us know either way. "Hey, I'll be there." "Don't zoom in too much! I'm not... Continue Reading →

Photo Friday

Friday, September 23rd, 2022 "Our manager shouted, 'Keith! Ron! The Police are here!' Oh, man, we panicked, flushed everything down the john. Then the door opened, and it was Stewart Copeland and Sting." ~ Keith Richards From the inside: "Keep poking!!" I made a pact when I opened my place, and to this day, every... Continue Reading →

es·chew

A shoo! Bless me, oh heavens. I've been deliberately abstaining from yellow raisins because they make me sneeze. But sometimes I tempt fate and a, a... a shoo! Ah. Put me in a sneezing contest, feed me just one yellow raisin, and I'm a shoo-in for winning. “Never underestimate the power of a shoe.” ~... Continue Reading →

pre·sen·ti·ment

What's this... a present, a mint? What the? Intuition tells me Steve put this on my desk. Like he has room to talk - every day when he walks in... whew. He may have applied his roll-on but somewhere between home and office, it rolled off. Wait, maybe I left the mint on my desk... Continue Reading →

Photo Friday

Friday, September 9th, 2022 “Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.” ~ F. Scott Fitzgerald "Hey, have you heard anything from Dunkin'?" Some people accidentally blink in photos. I look the other way. I iron everything all at once. Game changer. Take the Blue Ridge where my mother was shot?... Continue Reading →

Photo Friday

Friday, August 19th, 2022 "A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future." ~ Lois Wyse My friend Rick asked me this question the other day. Call Dr. Venkman... we've got one! He just found out he's soon to be gnomeless. He just found out he... Continue Reading →

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