Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Happy Veterans Day Weekend! I hear Chick-fil-A is offering a free chicken sandwich to all veterans "at participating franchises" on Saturday. I hope your nearest franchise participates, Dad! (I love you!) Thanks for serving, and the same to all veterans. Friday, November 10th, 2023 “Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 27th, 2023 "Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow that I shall say good night till it be morrow." ~ William Shakespeare, “Romeo and Juliet” I'm going to start using "morrow" from now on. "Bye! See you morrow!" I like it; it saves time and rolls right off the lips -... Continue Reading →
FRIDAY THE 13TH 😱 of October "Why is October the 10th month of the year and not the 8th? And December the 12th, not the 10th? Roman King Numa Pompilius received a noteworthy A- on calendar making, but his report card states over and over that he would not shut it during Latin hour." ~... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 8th, 2023 "My dark days made me strong. Or maybe I already was strong, and they made me prove it." ~ Emery Lord The eyebrow lineup - suspect accused of too many skeptical eyebrow raises while walking by Shenika's Hair Salon this week. Costco expands offerings… The Wholesale-Sized Baby. Born one minute ago... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 1st, 2023 Happy Labor Day Weekend! "‘A‘a i ka hula, waiho ka hilahila i ka hale. When one wants to dance the hula, bashfulness should be left at home." ~ Hawaiian Proverb Didn’t you pack one for yourself, dear? Sally ran far, Sally ran fast... Sally's hat flew off. It flew right past... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 25th, 2023 "Everybody laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now." ~ Bob Monkhouse Out of the window, he continued to bend, half of his body still in bed. Sal looked down and saw his friend... "Hey, Sal!" Said the head. "Hey!" Sal yelled back, and... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 11th, 2023 “I will always find a way and a way will always find me.” ~ Charles F. Glassman The Sun - On Vacation. "I just need a break from the sky and Kim's forehead sometimes." ... "Thanks for meeting me here. ...I, I picked up the phone." ... Don't be obvious, but... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 4th, 2023 "I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking', but I don't have that much time." ~ Steven Wright Or Billys or Williams. Enough already! Lol, my phone died! Does anyone have the time? Steve was pinky sworn into secrecy not to reveal the time. No. Matter. What. "Like, I hear... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 28th, 2023 "If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress, and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it." ~ George Burns I asked him, “What’s that supposed to be?” He thinks he can... Continue Reading →
Aub, Ves, Kate... gather around. Now... Aub, do you prefer Aub or Aubrey? Ves, do you prefer Ves or Vesper? Kate, is it? We're bewildered. We'll just hand-motion you over. "You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before." ~ Zach Galifianakis Thoughts,... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 