Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, July 21st, 2023 “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” ~ Jack Handey Their dates were going well, too well. Timothy couldn't stop the pompous inner chatter from rapidly inflating his... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 9th, 2023 "I quote others only in order the better to express myself." ~ Michel de Montaigne Smokers trying to quit enjoyed nice long walks outside this week. Yes, Adam's working... "Stop it!! I said I'm not ticklish!" ...The next day. I've never seen Apollo this happy. Uh-oh. My medical results are in.... Continue Reading →
Try el. It's the same as 'the' in Spanish. El actor está en juicio. Translates to - The actor is on trial. I first thought it meant an ill actor went on a juice cleanse - but it's more about him/her and legal proceedings. Not at all how it sounds - can't go based on... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 26th, 2023 Happy Memorial Day Weekend! “You are not a drop in the ocean; you are the entire ocean in a drop.” ~ Rumi ... ...Check for a pulse. Lesson #1 in - How to Win Friends, Influence People, & Stink Up Your Apartment by Dale Carnegie. Jos. A. Bank Zoom Collection. Reenactment... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 12th, 2023 “Once you believe that you can do something, there is not a single person in the universe who can convince you otherwise.” ~ Germany Kent Jim's nose... is almost as interesting... ...as his toes. I'm done tutoring....Yep. You took this picture of the back of your hand, Grandpa. My paperboy has... Continue Reading →
Friday, May Cinco, 2023 "The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are." ~ Joseph Campbell Sylvia cleanses the neighborhood with green leaves and white sage in wait for the Flower Full Moon this evening. "It's a tremendous welcome compared to her former Ancient Egyptian Leaping & Yelping Dancing Ceremonies that lasted all through... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (I Don't Mind Mopping the Floor.) “Follow your heart, listen to your inner voice, and stop caring about what others think.” ~ Roy T. Bennett Tuesday, April 25th, 2023 I Really Don't Mind Mopping the Floor. P.S. Grab Your Grippie Socks. "What? Oh, man!" "Come here, Kim. This is the floor cleaner. This... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 21st, 2023 “Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.” ~ Dale Carnegie "Oh my gosh!" I yelled as I ran to the fallen, burning bird. Which was also a sock. I didn't ask... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 7th, 2023 "The lesson of Good Friday is to never lose hope - or at least give it 48 hours." ~ Robert Breault "How's it going over there?" "Same as five minutes ago." "Did I ever tell you about how I got this gig?" "I don't want to be rude, but I'm actually... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (Fingernail Polish Can Fix A Car) “I didn’t do it. Hey, you want to go do something?” ~ Kim Considine Tuesday, April 4th, 2023 Fingernail Polish Can Fix A Car & Pebbles and Stones May Mend a Fence Boom! We dropped to the floor... It was really late. We had just pulled up... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 