Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
{i-ˈfi-shənt} A fish in it? Waiter, waiter! I say, do tell me what's swimming around in my glass of water. Is the cook trying to achieve maximum productivity with minimum wasted effort or expense by combining my dinner and beverage, or is he off his rocker again? Do tell ... “Look at where Jesus went... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 8th, 2022 "Do something worth remembering." ~ Elvis Presley A little less conversation, a little more action, please ... All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me ... A little more bite and a little less bark ... A little less fight and a little more spark ... Close your mouth and open up your... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 17th, 2022 "I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it." ~ W.C. Fields In my defense, never mind.I'm just happy I spelled everything correctly. Every Tuesday & Wednesday, I feed the door compliments. But really, it's stupid. The pair second from the right! Please. God, I need... Continue Reading →
Ab, squat, you late again! You left abruptly last session, and show up late this session?! You're gonna sweat, let's go! Ab, squat, ab, squat, plié ... ab, squat! "I have nothing in common with lazy people who blame others for their lack of success. Great things come from hard work and perseverance. No excuses."... Continue Reading →
Suck your lips together like a dis 😗 pursing as such. Fix or fasten up to your mouth a candy wrapper or a blade of grass - pulling tightly, nice and taut, on both ends - pucker and blow. You'll be whistling in an instant. Or wear a set of Invisalign braces and pronounce any... Continue Reading →
You can now reap hair with a do-it-yourself sickle! Just don't let anyone tickle while you sickle, or you'll need to fix and/or mend a few body parts, especially your head. Ye shall have to sew what you reap. Thoughts, Tuesday, April 26, 2022 “Never limit yourself because of others’ limited imagination; never limit others... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 1st, 2022 “Someone asked me if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’" ~ Steven Wright ... April Fools'! Would you like a pineapple with kiwi and strawberry? Pineapple and kiwi? Let me unlock this and see what other options we have here... Continue Reading →
Ver boughten himself an RV and park'd it right der down by da river. I told him he ain't supposed be down der!! It's forbidden parkin' territory. I know he'll end up sinkin' it or somthn'. Gonna call dem cops on Ver. He just don't listen to no one no how!! "Imagination, not intelligence, made... Continue Reading →
Sang, Gwen, beautifully last night. Don't you think? Oh bloody, yes, and she looked so lovely in that red sequined dress. Such a cheerful young lady. Although, she would look even lovelier if she hadn't such a ruddy face. Well, that is not nice! However, I do agree. I think she, you know, in that brown-bag ...... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 25th, 2022 “Believe in your heart that you’re meant to live a life full of passion, purpose, magic, and miracles.” ~ Roy T. Bennett Do you see lips and an eye? Everyone! Gather 'round, gather 'round!!! Shhhh! Ed's speaking! THIS IS NOT A TEST! What'd Ed say? Did Ed say we should get... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 