Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, April 1st, 2022 “Someone asked me if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’" ~ Steven Wright ... April Fools'! Would you like a pineapple with kiwi and strawberry? Pineapple and kiwi? Let me unlock this and see what other options we have here... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 25th, 2022 "Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including you." ~ Anne Lamott Grandpa! I repeat, your invisible cloak is not working, not working! Abort! Hi, Sam. Hey. Hi, Sam and Tony. They've got us, we're surrounded.Listen, I want you to know that I've loved every... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 18th, 2022 "Do not resent growing old. Many are denied the privilege." ~ Irish Saying One more kick ... Fido! Fido!! Oh, never mind. I forgot what I wanted. Clark in finance helped arrange our limbo party this year. ... In case anyone needs help with their department parties. Ok, I heard it... Continue Reading →
Ver boughten himself an RV and park'd it right der down by da river. I told him he ain't supposed be down der!! It's forbidden parkin' territory. I know he'll end up sinkin' it or somthn'. Gonna call dem cops on Ver. He just don't listen to no one no how!! "Imagination, not intelligence, made... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 4th, 2022 "God has given you one face, and you make yourself another." ~ William Shakespeare It's the bench-to-bench double cross landing.Will ... he ... pull ... it ... off?! No, the 'No Exit' sign looks totally different. I feel like we're driving in circles. "Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing... Continue Reading →
Sang, Gwen, beautifully last night. Don't you think? Oh bloody, yes, and she looked so lovely in that red sequined dress. Such a cheerful young lady. Although, she would look even lovelier if she hadn't such a ruddy face. Well, that is not nice! However, I do agree. I think she, you know, in that brown-bag ...... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 25th, 2022 “Believe in your heart that you’re meant to live a life full of passion, purpose, magic, and miracles.” ~ Roy T. Bennett Do you see lips and an eye? Everyone! Gather 'round, gather 'round!!! Shhhh! Ed's speaking! THIS IS NOT A TEST! What'd Ed say? Did Ed say we should get... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 18th, 2022 “Those who don't believe in magic will never find it." ~ Roald Dahl The Greenpoint local community garden is in outrage yet again. Cybill has suspiciously grown another dandelion in the middle of winter. When asked about her flourishing flowerbed, Cybill responded, “I sing to them that’s all, that is all!”... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 14th, 2021 "Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves?" ~ Friedrich Nietzsche My snowman and pee. Yeah, where's the cameras? Someone somewhere is probably thinking ... I wish I'd have seen this EARLIER!! God ... Live ... Open mic night in the park! I said I could... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 7th, 2021 “There are better things ahead than any we leave behind.” ~ C.S. Lewis The funny thing is, I don't have a green thumb. Decorating doesn't have to take a lot of time. My year is filling up fast! P.S. I assumed millimeters, not inches, when I ordered this planner. I actually... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 