Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, January 30th, 2026 "The only safe thing is to take a chance." ~ Elaine May In the Caribbean, the Bird Mafia is no joke. ... The sign that cleared out the neighborhood. The first Great Yellow Shark. Ned's a bully!! ... ... "No one's flocking with me." Wait until you see everything we're doing... Continue Reading →
Sunday, January 25th, 2026 "It takes a lot of time to be a genius, you have to sit around so much doing nothing, really doing nothing." ~ Gertrude Stein Yuck! Meatballs. ... ... "Nailed it." A sign you're not in New York. Dying of thirst? Well, we all are right now! Guess what they ran... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 31st, 2025 "All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911." ~ Lewis Black The gang's getting back together tonight. "I brought the carpet!" "It's kind of my thing." "All right! The carpet's here!" "Hey, guys. I..." "Passed..." "My Dental Boards! Let's have a ball!" The Three Stooges are... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 29th, 2025 "If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?" Anonymous Researchers baffled by recent batches of putrid, offensively malodorous, rank, disgusting honey. "No, no. Not Mikey, for the millionth time." "Please listen to my words. I need..." "...My key." So, this must be the harmful ray... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 7th, 2025 "The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper." ~ Eden Phillpotts March is like living at the North Pole, with mini trips to grandma's house with the heat and oven on and the windows shut, wearing woolen clothes, sipping hot soup, and then getting... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 31st, 2025 "Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life." ~ Eleanor Roosevelt His cigarettes love selfies. ... ... "Somebody call 911. Now!!" I literally have nowhere to park my Ark. I love watching this tree grow. Can't... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 24th, 2024 "Keep trying. It’s only from the valley that the mountain seems high." ~ Zig Ziglar When you find out it's fish for dinner night... And that fish is your best friend! So you ate her anyway and she wasn't good! It's like a sneak peek into the world within The Great... Continue Reading →
You funny! I used to think cock-a-doodle-doo sounded silly and was pleasing to the ear... "To get a better piece of chicken, you'd have to be a rooster." ~ Mickey Mantle "I don't know about that..." ~ Kim Considine Thoughts, Tuesday, August 6th, 2024 ... ... ... ... ... ...A well-spent Sabbath. I’ve never seen... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 19th, 2024 "Hahahaha! Ha ha ha ha! Haha ha a..." ~ The Sun "Going to a potluck where everyone brings something worse than what I brought, is like paying for a hand massage but getting rubbed and punctured by an elbow instead." ~ Kim Considine Also symbolizing America’s allegiance to mustard while representing... Continue Reading →
~ To My Selfie! Monday, December 25th, 2023 "I bought my brother some gift wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping." ~ Steven Wright Jack Frost’s selfie response to a snow request. Santa’s... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 