Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, December 12th, 2025 "I'm afraid I'm an incorrigible life-lover, life-wonderer, and adventurer." ~ Edith Wharton ... They must be doing something a lot like fishing. All of a sudden, everyone felt like standing. Last-minute gift ideas for the dog. You know when you watch a DIY home decorating video... And at first, it looks... Continue Reading →
Friday, November 28th, 2025 "This stepping out into what is unknown, uncharted, and shaky - that's called liberation." ~ Pema Chödrön This Turkey stepping out and getting axed – that's called mutilation and dinner. "Where are all my friends?" "And family?" "Do I not look tasty?" Carrots posing with no make-up, no filters. Raw and... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 26th, 2025 "Miracles are like pimples, because once you start looking for them, you find more than you ever dreamed you'd see." ~ Lemony Snicket Growth hormones in milk have no effect on humans other than turning them into giants. She'll burst. If she holds her feelings in any longer... During the police... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 29th, 2025 "If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?" Anonymous Researchers baffled by recent batches of putrid, offensively malodorous, rank, disgusting honey. "No, no. Not Mikey, for the millionth time." "Please listen to my words. I need..." "...My key." So, this must be the harmful ray... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 22nd, 2025 "Don't tell me the sky's the limit." ~ Paul Brandt On the quadrillionth day, God made finger clouds with nails. All the squirrels are right outside eating and playing. Getting fatter and slower - taking short naps. Someone's stuck inside all day - preparing revenge. Googling how to use a belt.... Continue Reading →
Saturdee, December 28th, 2024 "Please Avoid Feeding Pigeons from Balconies." ~ Building Management “Email notifications from Management that make me laugh before opening.” ~ Me Hang in there!! ...Can you work through February? "Stop the truck here, please!" Commuting to work just got better. While work... just got a lot harder. Sailors and fishermen have... Continue Reading →
Friday, November 15th, 2024 "Life is short, break the rules." ~ Mark Twain Frank and Steve never learned to read. Which is fine, but... (cont'd below) We interrupt with an answer to one of life's biggest ponderings... Yes. Your dentist is looking up your nostrils during all of your appointments. Blow once beforehand for courtesy,... Continue Reading →
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