Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, January 9th, 2026 "Your path is at your feet, whether you realize it or not." ~ Agnes Martin Someone's making me crave a salad with Russian dressing. ... ... Hope this puts a smile on another person's face. When you tell your boyfriend what to do while he's brushing his teeth... It's impossible to... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 2nd, 2026 "January 2nd is a great day to put things off to the newer year." ~ Kim Considine It felt like he was hiding something from us. 10 out of 10 snowmen die... From smoking. Just one cigarette can do it... if it burns long enough. McDonald's is being sued by Crash... Continue Reading →
Friday, December 26th, 2025 "The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow." ~ H.G. Wells "He must have taught Himself how to walk." "He's fine, juuust fine..." ... "Nothing to see here." "Yes. We took a nonstop flight to NYC. Why would we take a flight that stops?" "Take the dang picture, he's slipping!... Continue Reading →
Friday, November 28th, 2025 "This stepping out into what is unknown, uncharted, and shaky - that's called liberation." ~ Pema Chödrön This Turkey stepping out and getting axed – that's called mutilation and dinner. "Where are all my friends?" "And family?" "Do I not look tasty?" Carrots posing with no make-up, no filters. Raw and... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 24th, 2025 "What progress, you ask, have I made? I've begun to be a friend to myself." ~ Hecato Shadow Work for Dummies in these 4 Steps. "I'd kill for a coffee right about now." ... "Keep drilling, Hank. I'll be right back." I tapped her on the shoulder to tell her she's... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 29th, 2025 "If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?" Anonymous Researchers baffled by recent batches of putrid, offensively malodorous, rank, disgusting honey. "No, no. Not Mikey, for the millionth time." "Please listen to my words. I need..." "...My key." So, this must be the harmful ray... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 22nd, 2025 "Don't tell me the sky's the limit." ~ Paul Brandt On the quadrillionth day, God made finger clouds with nails. All the squirrels are right outside eating and playing. Getting fatter and slower - taking short naps. Someone's stuck inside all day - preparing revenge. Googling how to use a belt.... Continue Reading →
Thursday, July 3rd, 2025 "If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane." ~ Jimmy Buffett Archie will laugh later about the fake doggy door. ... ... ... ... "Dang it!" "I can never find a restroom in this city." He fakes left! "Thanks for coming over on such short... can you maybe... back up... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 4th, 2024 "Let frustration fuel inspiration." ~ Sonia Boyce Rats! Dry clean only. Cecelia chose this moment to finally speak her truth. ... Poseidon's lesser-known descendant, Sharkus, is currently running for Mayor for all immortals. Stock up on bird bath bombs for your favorite birds this season. They'll thank you! It was your... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 23rd, 2024 "Four be the things I'd been better without: / Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt." ~ Dorothy Parker "Four be the things I'd been better without: / Freckles, doubt, and more freckles, and more doubt." ~ Kim Considine A brief moment of relief for Andrew Bird - before it strikes again... Early... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 