Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, November 28th, 2025 "This stepping out into what is unknown, uncharted, and shaky - that's called liberation." ~ Pema Chödrön This Turkey stepping out and getting axed – that's called mutilation and dinner. "Where are all my friends?" "And family?" "Do I not look tasty?" Carrots posing with no make-up, no filters. Raw and... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 24th, 2025 "What progress, you ask, have I made? I've begun to be a friend to myself." ~ Hecato Shadow Work for Dummies in these 4 Steps. "I'd kill for a coffee right about now." ... "Keep drilling, Hank. I'll be right back." I tapped her on the shoulder to tell her she's... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 29th, 2025 "If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?" Anonymous Researchers baffled by recent batches of putrid, offensively malodorous, rank, disgusting honey. "No, no. Not Mikey, for the millionth time." "Please listen to my words. I need..." "...My key." So, this must be the harmful ray... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 22nd, 2025 "Don't tell me the sky's the limit." ~ Paul Brandt On the quadrillionth day, God made finger clouds with nails. All the squirrels are right outside eating and playing. Getting fatter and slower - taking short naps. Someone's stuck inside all day - preparing revenge. Googling how to use a belt.... Continue Reading →
Thursday, July 3rd, 2025 "If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane." ~ Jimmy Buffett Archie will laugh later about the fake doggy door. ... ... ... ... "Dang it!" "I can never find a restroom in this city." He fakes left! "Thanks for coming over on such short... can you maybe... back up... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 4th, 2024 "Let frustration fuel inspiration." ~ Sonia Boyce Rats! Dry clean only. Cecelia chose this moment to finally speak her truth. ... Poseidon's lesser-known descendant, Sharkus, is currently running for Mayor for all immortals. Stock up on bird bath bombs for your favorite birds this season. They'll thank you! It was your... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 23rd, 2024 "Four be the things I'd been better without: / Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt." ~ Dorothy Parker "Four be the things I'd been better without: / Freckles, doubt, and more freckles, and more doubt." ~ Kim Considine A brief moment of relief for Andrew Bird - before it strikes again... Early... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 9th, 2024 "You are the sky. Everything else is just the weather." ~ Pema Chödrön “And if it's not the weather precipitating, it's bird poo.” ~ Kim Considine In honor of Flightless Bird Day - the parade kicked off with a solo flight from a real bird. This is my sacred place. Where... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 17th, 2024 "Although I am a typical loner in daily life - my consciousness of belonging to the invisible community of those who strive for truth, beauty, and justice has preserved me from feeling isolated." ~ Einstein When you send a text that autocorrects a word to something vastly different and notice it... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 10th, 2024 "Life is a jest, and all things show it; I thought so once, but now I know it." ~ John Gay "Hey, Steve! Need a hand?" "Dang, Steve!... Need a handwipe?" Sittin’ on the dock today…Watchin’ the clouds roll inAnd I watch 'em roll away again, yeah...Ooh, I’m sittin’ on the... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 