Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, September 15th, 2023 “Dance with the waves, move with the sea, let the rhythm of the water set your soul free.” ~ Christy Ann Martine, Canadian Poet All sails set sail, sailing away, sailing back to the bay. Because Lady Liberty's roll-on rolled off from her armpits that day. "?" "Is it my breath?"... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 25th, 2023 "Everybody laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now." ~ Bob Monkhouse Out of the window, he continued to bend, half of his body still in bed. Sal looked down and saw his friend... "Hey, Sal!" Said the head. "Hey!" Sal yelled back, and... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 18th, 2023 "You left the toothpaste cap open." (wind gusts...) "Yeah, because I have spaghetti fingers. It’s what you said you liked most about me." (spaghetti finger fever...) Last seen leaving the NYC Tattoo Shop with fresh, 'DAN' tats on his back, upper left arm, and neck. Oh, great... he's home. "Get my... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 4th, 2023 "I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking', but I don't have that much time." ~ Steven Wright Or Billys or Williams. Enough already! Lol, my phone died! Does anyone have the time? Steve was pinky sworn into secrecy not to reveal the time. No. Matter. What. "Like, I hear... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 21st, 2023 “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” ~ Jack Handey Their dates were going well, too well. Timothy couldn't stop the pompous inner chatter from rapidly inflating his... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 30th, 2023 "Discovering and describing the world is the only reason I can see for trying so hard to continue living. Because those perceptions are the entryway for loving the world and the life in it." ~ Jerry Seinfeld They come in waves... The 202nd Annual Search for the Doilies ends with a... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 23rd, 2023 "You know what they don't tell you about Mexico? It's hot." ~ Kim Considine This is where the sun starts in Mexico. Directly above wherever you're standing, as soon as you wake up, it follows you until midnight. Look it up. This photo was taken of me 3 minutes after getting... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 2nd, 2023 “Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.” ~ Marcus Aurelius Dang it! DoorDash delivery. Spiderman got here fast.. but my food is sticky!! Where Are They Now? Flick from A Bug's Life just signed a commercial contract with Lipitor, and he's recently back... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 19th, 2023 "As soon as you stop wanting something, you get it." ~ Andy Warhol Elizabeth Nourse's reaction after being told Bob Ross is credited for painting "happy little" things and not her. Reflecting upon his day of performing CPR and rescuing yet another duck... Steve, in the background, forgot his hat and... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 31st, 2023 “Spring is the time of the year when it is summer in the sun and winter in the shade.” ~ Charles Dickens Monday... Tuesday... (Tulip was last spotted burning his clothes in a dumpster on the corner of E. 36th & Lex Ave.) "What?" "What did you just say?" "I thaid,... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 