Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, March 31st, 2023 “Spring is the time of the year when it is summer in the sun and winter in the shade.” ~ Charles Dickens Monday... Tuesday... (Tulip was last spotted burning his clothes in a dumpster on the corner of E. 36th & Lex Ave.) "What?" "What did you just say?" "I thaid,... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (Never Color My Hair To Cure Boredom) "I got my hair highlighted because I felt that some strands were more important than others." ~ Mitch Hedberg Tuesday, March 28th, 2023 Never - Ever Again - It's happened More Than Once - But I'll Never Again Color My Hair To Cure Boredom I Hope... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (DRIVING - FINALE) “Thinking about an old car of mine that got stuck in reverse gear. That took me back.” ~ Puns&Oneliners.com Tuesday, March 21st, 2023 How To Not Get Asked To Drive ~ Ever ~ (Part 1, Part II, Part III, Part IV, Part V) Part VI... Then this happened... A perfectly,... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (DRIVING - Part V) "It's not your job to be likable. It's your job to be yourself. Someone will like you anyway." ~ Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Tuesday, March 14th, 2023 How To Not Get Asked To Drive ~ Ever ~ (Part 1, Part II, Part III, Part IV) Part V... Winter. Midwest... It... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 11th, 2023 "Imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization." ~ Henry Ward Beecher Just a reminder to everyone out there - follow your dreams - no matter what... It may not happen overnight, but it will happen.(recipe above - Turn 12 cookies into 1) "The name's Pond... "...James Dry Pond." (Boom, de... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (DRIVING - Part IV) “If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” ~ Earl Wilson Tuesday, March 7th, 2023 Another satisfied passenger - above. How To Not Get Asked To Drive ~ Ever ~ (Part 1, Part II, Part III) Part IV... A Month Later... I... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (DRIVING - Part III) “I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car’s headlights and tell you exactly which way it’s coming.” ~ Mitch Hedberg Tuesday, February 28th, 2023 How To Not Get Asked To Drive ~ Ever ~ (Part 1, Part II) Part III... As I Sped, Again... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 24th, 2023 "I never practice. I always play." ~ Wanda Landowska "I just come here to think." "Sometimes I forget, are these my hands or my feet?" "Then I laugh... because I don't know." Let me just run in and pick up my lab results... Jackie Paper was aghast, while Puff the Magic... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (DRIVING - Part II) “Yes, officer, I did see the speed limit sign. I just didn’t see you.” ~ Unknown Tuesday, February 21st, 2023 How To Not Get Asked To Drive ~ Ever ~ (Part 1) Part II... As I Was Speeding ... With his coffee cup in his hands... my dad escorts... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 17th, 2023 "As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on." ~ Woody Allen "Let's try it again. Your eyes were gone." "Nope. Actually. It's creepier this way." "Got it! Now there's a Swipe Right." "Aughhh... my... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 