Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, June 24th, 2022 "For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love." ~ Carl Sagan, Contact, 1985 Uncle Jim won't let us go near Betty or his pet monkey, both appeared out of the blue last year. Aunt Patty, the monkey, says we can visit her and Betty when Uncle... Continue Reading →
Enter tanning booth, clothes on or off, depending on your bronzing goals. Try one eye covered, one sock off, a handprint, reverse freckles ... get creative in there! I take pleasure and enjoyment in others' awkward tan lines. "People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them." ~ Jerry Seinfeld Thoughts, Tuesday, June... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 10th, 2022 The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese. ~ Jeremy Paxman Click it again, I think we're over there ... Nope. Click it again. Someone told Sally about my doggie diapers!! (Gasp!) ... "If we understand the worm, we understand life." ~ John... Continue Reading →
Ab, squat, you late again! You left abruptly last session, and show up late this session?! You're gonna sweat, let's go! Ab, squat, ab, squat, plié ... ab, squat! "I have nothing in common with lazy people who blame others for their lack of success. Great things come from hard work and perseverance. No excuses."... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 3rd, 2022 "To have become a deeper man is the privilege of those who have suffered." ~ Oscar Wilde We've recently relocated ... No, no! Come back! It's not creepy. Disregard the entrance and when I told you to lock all of the locks and all of the bolts behind you ... come... Continue Reading →
[ foh-toh ] He had Pho toe! I'm telling you. His foot smelled exactly like Wagyu Beef Pho! I had some recently and that's exactly what his toe and the rest of his foot smelled like. He took that sock off, and I'll be ... it smelt exactly like my dinner a few months back. If... Continue Reading →
Top Gun
Friday, May 20th, 2022 “If you are waking up believing that there is more to life than there is - then there is more for you out there.” ~ Oscar Auliq-Ice Took a short vacation recently. Spent some time in the hotel room, in my robe ...Just sitting by the window getting lost in the... Continue Reading →
Suck your lips together like a dis 😗 pursing as such. Fix or fasten up to your mouth a candy wrapper or a blade of grass - pulling tightly, nice and taut, on both ends - pucker and blow. You'll be whistling in an instant. Or wear a set of Invisalign braces and pronounce any... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 13th, 2022 "May, more than any other month of the year, wants us to feel most alive." ~ Fennel Hudson Zoom Call: Hey, Frosty, I think you're frozen again. Try moving around. Hey, Stan. I'm having some technical difficulties over here, let's just catch up later. Say hello to the little ones for... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 