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Friday, August 23rd, 2024 "Four be the things I'd been better without: / Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt." ~ Dorothy Parker "Four be the things I'd been better without: / Freckles, doubt, and more freckles, and more doubt." ~ Kim Considine A brief moment of relief for Andrew Bird - before it strikes again... Early... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 16th, 2024 "What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet." ~ Woody Allen Move over Evel Knievel. Watch... as soon as I walk by he's going to hide his food and stare at me intently. And then I become that person - all... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 9th, 2024 "You are the sky. Everything else is just the weather." ~ Pema Chödrön “And if it's not the weather precipitating, it's bird poo.” ~ Kim Considine In honor of Flightless Bird Day - the parade kicked off with a solo flight from a real bird. This is my sacred place. Where... Continue Reading →
Wednesday, August 7th, 2024 "Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, ' I apologize.' Except at a funeral." ~ Demetri Martin I'm not sure if it's in the news yet - and I'm sorry for that as well if that's the case. But I hope you hear this from me first... I'm sorry for... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 19th, 2024 "Hahahaha! Ha ha ha ha! Haha ha a..." ~ The Sun "Going to a potluck where everyone brings something worse than what I brought, is like paying for a hand massage but getting rubbed and punctured by an elbow instead." ~ Kim Considine Also symbolizing America’s allegiance to mustard while representing... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 28th, 2024 "Weirdness is what sets us apart, gets us hired. Be your unapologetically weird self. In fact, being weird may even find you the ultimate happiness." ~ Chris Sacca (Do it...) Big Bird's still trying to nail down the alphabet! The Count and Cookie Monster are in Italy for the summer. Their... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 10th, 2024 "Life is a jest, and all things show it; I thought so once, but now I know it." ~ John Gay "Hey, Steve! Need a hand?" "Dang, Steve!... Need a handwipe?" Sittin’ on the dock today…Watchin’ the clouds roll inAnd I watch 'em roll away again, yeah...Ooh, I’m sittin’ on the... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 3rd, 2024 "When you see the handwriting on the wall, you’re in the toilet." ~ Redd Foxx "Flush the crap and move on." ~ Kim Considine Okay to assume this is from everyone? Harry's reaction to pickles. Harry's reaction to no pickles. Jeez. I can't imagine how they're hanging on in there... Oh,... Continue Reading →
Monday, April 29th, 2024 "A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it." ~ R.C. Ferguson He's still mad at her for losing her head. Little things like that really bother him. This much... ... ...this much gauze it takes to wrap around her head each time she... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 12th, 2024 “It's only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.” ~ Margaret Wander Bonanno 🎵 The Good, the Lad, and the Hard of Hearing 🎵 "I've got to catch that train, by golly!" "By golly, I've got to get to my Granny’s house!" "My eyes! My eyes!!! I peeked... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 