Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Monday, April 29th, 2024 "A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it." ~ R.C. Ferguson He's still mad at her for losing her head. Little things like that really bother him. This much... ... ...this much gauze it takes to wrap around her head each time she... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 12th, 2024 “It's only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.” ~ Margaret Wander Bonanno 🎵 The Good, the Lad, and the Hard of Hearing 🎵 "I've got to catch that train, by golly!" "By golly, I've got to get to my Granny’s house!" "My eyes! My eyes!!! I peeked... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 15th, 2023 "When Irish eyes are smiling, they're usually up to something." ~ Irish Saying ☘️ Someone's finally up!! Nope. ...Okay. Yeah, pop 'em. Locations everywhere books aren't. I've been putting these stickers on everything next door to slow construction. I'm losing my view. Like this would get me anywhere. Another busy day... Continue Reading →
Saturday, March 9th, 2024 "I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks." ~ Steve Martin When you walk into a meeting, join a group, or get shoved into a corner and then asked - please give your name and share something about yourself nobody knows. Do it in front of... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 16th, 2024 "Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?" ~ Bob Marley No. But I'm working on it. I don't want to be like Steve - waiting around my whole life... waiting for... wait! "Steve, are you waiting or are you stuck?" Let's just keep walking... don't be... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 9th, 2024 "The function of the artist is to make people like life better than before." ~ Kurt Vonnegut Sun addict... Those arms are gone for good. You see it every February. Snowmen and women throwing caution to the wind. It was good knowing him for a day and a half. The shy banana... Continue Reading →
Friday, February 2nd, 2024 “Without Valentine’s Day, February would be… well, January.” ~ Jim Gaffigan Final version - the cover of my new diet book - soon to hit shelves. Chapter 1. Eat White BreadThen hide the evidence. This jerk's hogging the whole subway car. Some people... …And they still get the wrong mail. The kids... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 26th, 2024 "Fall seven times, get up eight." ~ Japenese Proverb Torn between rest and play, the frog couldn’t decide as he rested, playing in his chair. “Oooh… I’m your guardian angel…” “Oooh… look up here…” “Oooh… I forgot what I was going to say. Dang it! I’ll be back.” It’s just like... Continue Reading →
Friday, December, 29th, 2023 “Just do it. If you want to." ~ Kim Considine "No..." "What are you in for this time?" "Breaking and entering." "Every year..." He just got off work. Looking forward to slipping out of his pinstripe suit and easing into his housepants for a nice relaxing weekend. This is what it's like living... Continue Reading →
Friday, December 15th, 2023 "I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me." ~ Bill Watterson Twas a week, plus a few days, before Christmas... ...when all through the one bedroom apartment Not a bulb was hung, not even the lights were strung. A neighbor, pulled up... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 