Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, August 11th, 2023 “I will always find a way and a way will always find me.” ~ Charles F. Glassman The Sun - On Vacation. "I just need a break from the sky and Kim's forehead sometimes." ... "Thanks for meeting me here. ...I, I picked up the phone." ... Don't be obvious, but... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 4th, 2023 "I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking', but I don't have that much time." ~ Steven Wright Or Billys or Williams. Enough already! Lol, my phone died! Does anyone have the time? Steve was pinky sworn into secrecy not to reveal the time. No. Matter. What. "Like, I hear... Continue Reading →
Aub, Ves, Kate... gather around. Now... Aub, do you prefer Aub or Aubrey? Ves, do you prefer Ves or Vesper? Kate, is it? We're bewildered. We'll just hand-motion you over. "You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before." ~ Zach Galifianakis Thoughts,... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 21st, 2023 “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” ~ Jack Handey Their dates were going well, too well. Timothy couldn't stop the pompous inner chatter from rapidly inflating his... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 7th, 2023 I'm trying to find out what's actually true, which is nearly always something, if not a world of things, that you can't read in books." ~ William Finnegan, writer, surfer The Pacific Ocean does the wave. Just making sure they're checking all my... Yep, they got my luggage. Top 3.25 things... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 30th, 2023 "Discovering and describing the world is the only reason I can see for trying so hard to continue living. Because those perceptions are the entryway for loving the world and the life in it." ~ Jerry Seinfeld They come in waves... The 202nd Annual Search for the Doilies ends with a... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 23rd, 2023 "You know what they don't tell you about Mexico? It's hot." ~ Kim Considine This is where the sun starts in Mexico. Directly above wherever you're standing, as soon as you wake up, it follows you until midnight. Look it up. This photo was taken of me 3 minutes after getting... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 9th, 2023 "I quote others only in order the better to express myself." ~ Michel de Montaigne Smokers trying to quit enjoyed nice long walks outside this week. Yes, Adam's working... "Stop it!! I said I'm not ticklish!" ...The next day. I've never seen Apollo this happy. Uh-oh. My medical results are in.... Continue Reading →
Rap. Sure... us? Ok, yo - here it go... I'm on cloud nine, feelin' all fine, even though you can't tell by my face 'cause I just sucked on a lemon rind. I'm ecstatic, elated... going to the pool, and my swimmies are inflated. "I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 2nd, 2023 “Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them.” ~ Marcus Aurelius Dang it! DoorDash delivery. Spiderman got here fast.. but my food is sticky!! Where Are They Now? Flick from A Bug's Life just signed a commercial contract with Lipitor, and he's recently back... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 