Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
{i-ˈfi-shənt} A fish in it? Waiter, waiter! I say, do tell me what's swimming around in my glass of water. Is the cook trying to achieve maximum productivity with minimum wasted effort or expense by combining my dinner and beverage, or is he off his rocker again? Do tell ... “Look at where Jesus went... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 8th, 2022 "Do something worth remembering." ~ Elvis Presley A little less conversation, a little more action, please ... All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me ... A little more bite and a little less bark ... A little less fight and a little more spark ... Close your mouth and open up your... Continue Reading →
Come, Pat, a bull! A bull is behind you ... run!! Jk. It's not behind you. Yes, it is! I'm serious, run! Or stay, play dead, I don't know! But I'm gonna yell this right now, you and that bull are not capable of existing or occurring together in this pit much longer without conflict!... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 1st, 2022 “Never underestimate the power you have to take your life in a new direction." ~ Germany Kent Summer's here, and I'm going to use my free time wisely. I'm going to grow a real mustache. I'm following the Margaritaville Tour all summer long. I'm a Parrot Head, and I can't hide... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 24th, 2022 "For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love." ~ Carl Sagan, Contact, 1985 Uncle Jim won't let us go near Betty or his pet monkey, both appeared out of the blue last year. Aunt Patty, the monkey, says we can visit her and Betty when Uncle... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 17th, 2022 "I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it." ~ W.C. Fields In my defense, never mind.I'm just happy I spelled everything correctly. Every Tuesday & Wednesday, I feed the door compliments. But really, it's stupid. The pair second from the right! Please. God, I need... Continue Reading →
Enter tanning booth, clothes on or off, depending on your bronzing goals. Try one eye covered, one sock off, a handprint, reverse freckles ... get creative in there! I take pleasure and enjoyment in others' awkward tan lines. "People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them." ~ Jerry Seinfeld Thoughts, Tuesday, June... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 10th, 2022 The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese. ~ Jeremy Paxman Click it again, I think we're over there ... Nope. Click it again. Someone told Sally about my doggie diapers!! (Gasp!) ... "If we understand the worm, we understand life." ~ John... Continue Reading →
Wednesday, June 8th, 2022 That is life … to begin again when everything is lost! ~A.J. Cronin Begin, Again Walking away from what isn’tUnknown, what isBut pleasantWhy waitAnother dayWhy fakeAny momentDug shallowDrowning anyhowDeepen the plungeClearing the airEach momentAn endA chanceBegin, againFelt stagnantPent upAll abruptA shred of courageFading foregroundDesire ignitedSteadier nowI’m strongI’ve been aroundStirringFar too long... Continue Reading →
Ab, squat, you late again! You left abruptly last session, and show up late this session?! You're gonna sweat, let's go! Ab, squat, ab, squat, plié ... ab, squat! "I have nothing in common with lazy people who blame others for their lack of success. Great things come from hard work and perseverance. No excuses."... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 