Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
FRIDAY THE 13TH 😱 of October "Why is October the 10th month of the year and not the 8th? And December the 12th, not the 10th? Roman King Numa Pompilius received a noteworthy A- on calendar making, but his report card states over and over that he would not shut it during Latin hour." ~... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 29th, 2023 "I believe in intuitions and inspirations. I sometimes feel that I am right. I do not know that I am." ~ Einstein "Yikes, I forgot to put my face on." "Should I wear my short boots or tall boots tonight?" ... "Ok, if you don't say anything I'll assume tall..." "I... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 22nd, 2023 "Why am I trying to become what I don’t want to be? What am I doing in an office, making a contemptuous, begging fool of myself, when all I want is out there, waiting for me the minute I say I know who I am!" ~ Biff Loman (Death of a... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 15th, 2023 “Dance with the waves, move with the sea, let the rhythm of the water set your soul free.” ~ Christy Ann Martine, Canadian Poet All sails set sail, sailing away, sailing back to the bay. Because Lady Liberty's roll-on rolled off from her armpits that day. "?" "Is it my breath?"... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 1st, 2023 Happy Labor Day Weekend! "‘A‘a i ka hula, waiho ka hilahila i ka hale. When one wants to dance the hula, bashfulness should be left at home." ~ Hawaiian Proverb Didn’t you pack one for yourself, dear? Sally ran far, Sally ran fast... Sally's hat flew off. It flew right past... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 18th, 2023 "You left the toothpaste cap open." (wind gusts...) "Yeah, because I have spaghetti fingers. It’s what you said you liked most about me." (spaghetti finger fever...) Last seen leaving the NYC Tattoo Shop with fresh, 'DAN' tats on his back, upper left arm, and neck. Oh, great... he's home. "Get my... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 11th, 2023 “I will always find a way and a way will always find me.” ~ Charles F. Glassman The Sun - On Vacation. "I just need a break from the sky and Kim's forehead sometimes." ... "Thanks for meeting me here. ...I, I picked up the phone." ... Don't be obvious, but... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 4th, 2023 "I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking', but I don't have that much time." ~ Steven Wright Or Billys or Williams. Enough already! Lol, my phone died! Does anyone have the time? Steve was pinky sworn into secrecy not to reveal the time. No. Matter. What. "Like, I hear... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 21st, 2023 “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” ~ Jack Handey Their dates were going well, too well. Timothy couldn't stop the pompous inner chatter from rapidly inflating his... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 14th, 2023 The Last of the Mo-exicans (posts). "'I hate tacos,' said no Juan ever." ~ Mexican humor Ah... the fan feels so good. Ricardo's got the list for this year's Mexican Oscar Nominees! ...Also, he's looking for the Goldstein party to drive them to their resort. God willing, a plane flies over... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 