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Friday, April 28th, 2023 "Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas." ~ Paula Poundstone "It wasn't me!" "I'd never use your toothbrush, honest!" "Not for me teeth..." Shelley just found out she has to work this Saturday... The rabbit? The rabbit's off... Continue Reading →
Sort of... (DRIVING - Part V) "It's not your job to be likable. It's your job to be yourself. Someone will like you anyway." ~ Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Tuesday, March 14th, 2023 How To Not Get Asked To Drive ~ Ever ~ (Part 1, Part II, Part III, Part IV) Part V... Winter. Midwest... It... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 11th, 2023 "Imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization." ~ Henry Ward Beecher Just a reminder to everyone out there - follow your dreams - no matter what... It may not happen overnight, but it will happen.(recipe above - Turn 12 cookies into 1) "The name's Pond... "...James Dry Pond." (Boom, de... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 6th, 2023 “It sounds so simple, but if you just be yourself, you’re different than anyone else." ~ Tony Bennett "Show me the sign, and you can enter." (Flying frog with a stye.) Julie. Run. "Yes, yes, Kim... pull them up higher. It looks cool, yeah, higher," said Kim's shadow nerd. "Well, hello... Continue Reading →
Come, Pat, a bull! A bull is behind you ... run!! Jk. It's not behind you. Yes, it is! I'm serious, run! Or stay, play dead, I don't know! But I'm gonna yell this right now, you and that bull are not capable of existing or occurring together in this pit much longer without conflict!... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 24th, 2022 "For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love." ~ Carl Sagan, Contact, 1985 Uncle Jim won't let us go near Betty or his pet monkey, both appeared out of the blue last year. Aunt Patty, the monkey, says we can visit her and Betty when Uncle... Continue Reading →
Enter tanning booth, clothes on or off, depending on your bronzing goals. Try one eye covered, one sock off, a handprint, reverse freckles ... get creative in there! I take pleasure and enjoyment in others' awkward tan lines. "People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them." ~ Jerry Seinfeld Thoughts, Tuesday, June... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 22nd, 2022 "People are afraid, very much afraid of those who know themselves. They have a certain power, a certain aura, and a certain magnetism." ~ Rajneesh Build it and they will come. They may not come in, but ... Where’s my month of May lock?? All rise! I repeat, all rise It's... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 15th, 2022 "I learned that you have to push away the demand of people's expectations by believing in your instincts." ~ Stefano Pilati "Find your style and stick to it." ~ Manolo Blahnik I'm just endlessly waiting for the kids to find me. Well, at least you're cozy over there. My biceps are... Continue Reading →
Wrap her up! Cover that muffin in some plastic, please, I'll eat it later. I just love eating at home in my robe, or in a kimono, while slowly freeing my food from its cover ... peeling away the confines; revealing, releasing, and savoring it ... bite by bite. So alluring. So liberating. A little... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 