Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, August 19th, 2022 "A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future." ~ Lois Wyse My friend Rick asked me this question the other day. Call Dr. Venkman... we've got one! He just found out he's soon to be gnomeless. He just found out he... Continue Reading →
I'll have an ... a sauge. One sauge, please. Sausage?? No, just regular. That should satisfy. Thank you! "It is wonderful how words generate ideas!" ~ Anne Sullivan (Helen Keller’s teacher) Thoughts, Tuesday, August 16th, 2022 To the person who told me that Nope wasn't scary... 😡 Nope... Did I make it through the whole... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 12th, 2022 "You might be a redneck if… Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy-size bottle of ketchup." ~ Jeff Foxworthy Just wait... Don't shake... yippee! Terry had a little TP, a little TP, a little TP.It followed him to work one day, work one day, work one day...... Continue Reading →
Vey, Kay... Shun! I am shunning you, George! ... Oh, sorry dear, vis your Svedish grandmother calling. Ve're on holiday in Gran Chaco of South America for an extended period of leisure and recreation... primarily for your grandfather, dear. George! Leave the pollyvogs alone! Oh dear, he's yanking on their temporary tails. Gotta split. All... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 29th,2022 “As I looked out into the night sky, across all those infinite stars, it made me realize how insignificant they are.” ~ Peter Cook The story of Rick... (You'll see this plant again soon.) Rick had never gone windsurfing before, not a day in his life.But he set sail with his goal... Continue Reading →
Come up, pants! Oh great, oh great! Look at that... just look. The bottom of my pant legs are all soiled. I knew I shouldn't have pointed and laughed at that guy back there when he fell in the puddle. Now I have to walk around waterlogged as punishment. Well, that's just great. That laugh... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 22, 2022 "Things are seldom what they seem." ~ W. S. Gilbert "The invisible staff meeting is about to begin. Please adjust your invisible mics." "Hey, y'all! No! No, I'm not at the pub. I sensed that eyebrow raise, Geraldine. I won't stand it!Alright, who's taking notes this week?" "I did it last... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 15th, 2022 "To have courage for whatever comes in life — everything lies in that." ~ Teresa of Ávila Picnic Here. Pick Apples Here. How does one know when it's time to pick apples, I simply questioned.(Photo was taken by Keith Considine. Bear was stuffed, not hungry.) Sign created by Fido. Community Garden... Continue Reading →
{i-ˈfi-shənt} A fish in it? Waiter, waiter! I say, do tell me what's swimming around in my glass of water. Is the cook trying to achieve maximum productivity with minimum wasted effort or expense by combining my dinner and beverage, or is he off his rocker again? Do tell ... “Look at where Jesus went... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 8th, 2022 "Do something worth remembering." ~ Elvis Presley A little less conversation, a little more action, please ... All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me ... A little more bite and a little less bark ... A little less fight and a little more spark ... Close your mouth and open up your... Continue Reading →
