Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, February 14th, 2024 “When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep well?' I said, 'No, I made a few mistakes.' “ ~ Steven Wright Nighttime’s the worst. Thumb-sucking addiction is no joke. Good luck, George! You got this. Happy Valentine's Day! From Gnomebody. Looks like someone had an interview... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 31st, 2025 "Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life." ~ Eleanor Roosevelt His cigarettes love selfies. ... ... "Somebody call 911. Now!!" I literally have nowhere to park my Ark. I love watching this tree grow. Can't... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 24th, 2024 "Keep trying. It’s only from the valley that the mountain seems high." ~ Zig Ziglar When you find out it's fish for dinner night... And that fish is your best friend! So you ate her anyway and she wasn't good! It's like a sneak peek into the world within The Great... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 10th, 2025 "Sometimes the place you are used to is not the place you belong." ~ William Wheeler Lu Ling just got the joke Sue (pink purse) told her on New Year's Eve. After being on the phone all day... ...Theodora drew herself a vacation. So cute! She still believes in umbrellas. Milton... Continue Reading →
Saturdee, December 28th, 2024 "Please Avoid Feeding Pigeons from Balconies." ~ Building Management “Email notifications from Management that make me laugh before opening.” ~ Me Hang in there!! ...Can you work through February? "Stop the truck here, please!" Commuting to work just got better. While work... just got a lot harder. Sailors and fishermen have... Continue Reading →
Saturday, December 7th, 2024 "I will either find a way or make one." ~ Hannibal “Dear God, I asked for an angel." One tot. Two, two tots to fray the folks. 3 or more for gore. "Oh, here he comes!" "Can I ask you a quick question, Stuart?" "… Jerk." ... When I repeatedly shrink... Continue Reading →
Friday, November 15th, 2024 "Life is short, break the rules." ~ Mark Twain Frank and Steve never learned to read. Which is fine, but... (cont'd below) We interrupt with an answer to one of life's biggest ponderings... Yes. Your dentist is looking up your nostrils during all of your appointments. Blow once beforehand for courtesy,... Continue Reading →
Saturday, November 2nd, 2024 "The world only exists in your eyes... You can make it as big or as small as you want." ~ F. Scott Fitzgerald "Ok, listen up. Grab a cup and park your rear my dears, and I'll tell you 'sup." "Dang it! Darn thing won't..." "There we are, hey... Ok, I'll... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 25th, 2024 "It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are." ~ E.E. Cummings He was just informed he's out of PTO days this year. ... "You want to buy a large chocolate shake and leave it out front!" ~ Mr. Subliminal Air drying my linens has saved me tons... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 18th, 2024 "If you feel you are in a black hole, don't give up. There's a way out." ~ Stephen Hawking "Hey, pssst... it's me, can't talk now, I'm falling. Please don't burn..." And he was never seen again. Cornelius The Ghost... In a real live response - - upon hearing he was... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 