Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, June 7th, 2024 "They say the universe is expanding. That should help with the traffic." ~ Steven Wright Stamos had been warned to stop goosing Mike on stage. Finally, Mike retaliated!! Stamos stayed on his side of the stage for the rest of the show. Anxiously awaiting the rest of his Power Ranger outfit... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 31st, 2024 "Optimism is a perfectly legitimate response to failure." ~ Stephen King Lovers flock to Bordeaux to kiss and be blessed by the Peeping Baby. Ubering the police in France... Now comes with lunch or a lite snack. While wearing a painted smile, the passive aggressive signal urges commuters to stop. Confused... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 24th 2024 "You don’t drown by falling in the water; you drown by staying there." ~ Edwin Louis Cole 8 knots down the river, an elderly lady strolling, walking a decaying dog, blows by. Time to think, good friends, wonderful things to drink, 3 hours in... a 7-day excursion decision begins to stink... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 17th, 2024 "Although I am a typical loner in daily life - my consciousness of belonging to the invisible community of those who strive for truth, beauty, and justice has preserved me from feeling isolated." ~ Einstein When you send a text that autocorrects a word to something vastly different and notice it... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 10th, 2024 "Life is a jest, and all things show it; I thought so once, but now I know it." ~ John Gay "Hey, Steve! Need a hand?" "Dang, Steve!... Need a handwipe?" Sittin’ on the dock today…Watchin’ the clouds roll inAnd I watch 'em roll away again, yeah...Ooh, I’m sittin’ on the... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 3rd, 2024 "When you see the handwriting on the wall, you’re in the toilet." ~ Redd Foxx "Flush the crap and move on." ~ Kim Considine Okay to assume this is from everyone? Harry's reaction to pickles. Harry's reaction to no pickles. Jeez. I can't imagine how they're hanging on in there... Oh,... Continue Reading →
Monday, April 29th, 2024 "A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it." ~ R.C. Ferguson He's still mad at her for losing her head. Little things like that really bother him. This much... ... ...this much gauze it takes to wrap around her head each time she... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 19th, 2024 "When I grow up, I’m gonna look up from my phone and see my life." ~ Phoebe Bridgers April - The Season Sampler...The Chef's been drinking, again. "Kiss my ear." "Thank you." He fought a good fight. Must have encountered a slight breeze. The day the sun came out... all were... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 12th, 2024 “It's only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.” ~ Margaret Wander Bonanno 🎵 The Good, the Lad, and the Hard of Hearing 🎵 "I've got to catch that train, by golly!" "By golly, I've got to get to my Granny’s house!" "My eyes! My eyes!!! I peeked... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 26th, 2024 "Fall seven times, get up eight." ~ Japenese Proverb Torn between rest and play, the frog couldn’t decide as he rested, playing in his chair. “Oooh… I’m your guardian angel…” “Oooh… look up here…” “Oooh… I forgot what I was going to say. Dang it! I’ll be back.” It’s just like... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 