Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, June 28th, 2024 "Weirdness is what sets us apart, gets us hired. Be your unapologetically weird self. In fact, being weird may even find you the ultimate happiness." ~ Chris Sacca (Do it...) Big Bird's still trying to nail down the alphabet! The Count and Cookie Monster are in Italy for the summer. Their... Continue Reading →
Friday, June 7th, 2024 "They say the universe is expanding. That should help with the traffic." ~ Steven Wright Stamos had been warned to stop goosing Mike on stage. Finally, Mike retaliated!! Stamos stayed on his side of the stage for the rest of the show. Anxiously awaiting the rest of his Power Ranger outfit... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 31st, 2024 "Optimism is a perfectly legitimate response to failure." ~ Stephen King Lovers flock to Bordeaux to kiss and be blessed by the Peeping Baby. Ubering the police in France... Now comes with lunch or a lite snack. While wearing a painted smile, the passive aggressive signal urges commuters to stop. Confused... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 24th 2024 "You don’t drown by falling in the water; you drown by staying there." ~ Edwin Louis Cole 8 knots down the river, an elderly lady strolling, walking a decaying dog, blows by. Time to think, good friends, wonderful things to drink, 3 hours in... a 7-day excursion decision begins to stink... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 17th, 2024 "Although I am a typical loner in daily life - my consciousness of belonging to the invisible community of those who strive for truth, beauty, and justice has preserved me from feeling isolated." ~ Einstein When you send a text that autocorrects a word to something vastly different and notice it... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 10th, 2024 "Life is a jest, and all things show it; I thought so once, but now I know it." ~ John Gay "Hey, Steve! Need a hand?" "Dang, Steve!... Need a handwipe?" Sittin’ on the dock today…Watchin’ the clouds roll inAnd I watch 'em roll away again, yeah...Ooh, I’m sittin’ on the... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 3rd, 2024 "When you see the handwriting on the wall, you’re in the toilet." ~ Redd Foxx "Flush the crap and move on." ~ Kim Considine Okay to assume this is from everyone? Harry's reaction to pickles. Harry's reaction to no pickles. Jeez. I can't imagine how they're hanging on in there... Oh,... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 19th, 2024 "When I grow up, I’m gonna look up from my phone and see my life." ~ Phoebe Bridgers April - The Season Sampler...The Chef's been drinking, again. "Kiss my ear." "Thank you." He fought a good fight. Must have encountered a slight breeze. The day the sun came out... all were... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 1st, 2024 "Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore powerful." ~ Frankenstein Dad said it's a perfect day for me to go ice skating. "Sure! Most vegetables like to workout. Spuds lunge..." "Carrots kick… hard. Trust me on that one." "...I mean, would people eat us if we didn't look this good?" My... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 26th, 2024 "Fall seven times, get up eight." ~ Japenese Proverb Torn between rest and play, the frog couldn’t decide as he rested, playing in his chair. “Oooh… I’m your guardian angel…” “Oooh… look up here…” “Oooh… I forgot what I was going to say. Dang it! I’ll be back.” It’s just like... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 