Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, September 15th, 2023 “Dance with the waves, move with the sea, let the rhythm of the water set your soul free.” ~ Christy Ann Martine, Canadian Poet All sails set sail, sailing away, sailing back to the bay. Because Lady Liberty's roll-on rolled off from her armpits that day. "?" "Is it my breath?"... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 8th, 2023 "My dark days made me strong. Or maybe I already was strong, and they made me prove it." ~ Emery Lord The eyebrow lineup - suspect accused of too many skeptical eyebrow raises while walking by Shenika's Hair Salon this week. Costco expands offerings… The Wholesale-Sized Baby. Born one minute ago... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 1st, 2023 Happy Labor Day Weekend! "‘A‘a i ka hula, waiho ka hilahila i ka hale. When one wants to dance the hula, bashfulness should be left at home." ~ Hawaiian Proverb Didn’t you pack one for yourself, dear? Sally ran far, Sally ran fast... Sally's hat flew off. It flew right past... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 25th, 2023 "Everybody laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now." ~ Bob Monkhouse Out of the window, he continued to bend, half of his body still in bed. Sal looked down and saw his friend... "Hey, Sal!" Said the head. "Hey!" Sal yelled back, and... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 18th, 2023 "You left the toothpaste cap open." (wind gusts...) "Yeah, because I have spaghetti fingers. It’s what you said you liked most about me." (spaghetti finger fever...) Last seen leaving the NYC Tattoo Shop with fresh, 'DAN' tats on his back, upper left arm, and neck. Oh, great... he's home. "Get my... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 11th, 2023 “I will always find a way and a way will always find me.” ~ Charles F. Glassman The Sun - On Vacation. "I just need a break from the sky and Kim's forehead sometimes." ... "Thanks for meeting me here. ...I, I picked up the phone." ... Don't be obvious, but... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 4th, 2023 "I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking', but I don't have that much time." ~ Steven Wright Or Billys or Williams. Enough already! Lol, my phone died! Does anyone have the time? Steve was pinky sworn into secrecy not to reveal the time. No. Matter. What. "Like, I hear... Continue Reading →
Aub, Ves, Kate... gather around. Now... Aub, do you prefer Aub or Aubrey? Ves, do you prefer Ves or Vesper? Kate, is it? We're bewildered. We'll just hand-motion you over. "You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before." ~ Zach Galifianakis Thoughts,... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 21st, 2023 “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” ~ Jack Handey Their dates were going well, too well. Timothy couldn't stop the pompous inner chatter from rapidly inflating his... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 7th, 2023 I'm trying to find out what's actually true, which is nearly always something, if not a world of things, that you can't read in books." ~ William Finnegan, writer, surfer The Pacific Ocean does the wave. Just making sure they're checking all my... Yep, they got my luggage. Top 3.25 things... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 