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Friday, May 3rd, 2024 "When you see the handwriting on the wall, you’re in the toilet." ~ Redd Foxx "Flush the crap and move on." ~ Kim Considine Okay to assume this is from everyone? Harry's reaction to pickles. Harry's reaction to no pickles. Jeez. I can't imagine how they're hanging on in there... Oh,... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 19th, 2024 "When I grow up, I’m gonna look up from my phone and see my life." ~ Phoebe Bridgers April - The Season Sampler...The Chef's been drinking, again. "Kiss my ear." "Thank you." He fought a good fight. Must have encountered a slight breeze. The day the sun came out... all were... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 1st, 2024 "Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore powerful." ~ Frankenstein Dad said it's a perfect day for me to go ice skating. "Sure! Most vegetables like to workout. Spuds lunge..." "Carrots kick… hard. Trust me on that one." "...I mean, would people eat us if we didn't look this good?" My... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 26th, 2024 "Fall seven times, get up eight." ~ Japenese Proverb Torn between rest and play, the frog couldn’t decide as he rested, playing in his chair. “Oooh… I’m your guardian angel…” “Oooh… look up here…” “Oooh… I forgot what I was going to say. Dang it! I’ll be back.” It’s just like... Continue Reading →
Friday, December 15th, 2023 "I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me." ~ Bill Watterson Twas a week, plus a few days, before Christmas... ...when all through the one bedroom apartment Not a bulb was hung, not even the lights were strung. A neighbor, pulled up... Continue Reading →
Friday, December 1st, 2023 "For fast-acting relief, try slowing down." ~ Lily Tomlin People's Court (click👆 for theme music, super important)I direct the jury to disregard the statement that Juan, the defendant, made about sodium intake. It does not give you glowing skin when consumed in excess. Please raise your right swollen hand, Juan, I... Continue Reading →
Friday, November 17th, 2023 “If somebody offers you an amazing opportunity but you are not sure you can do it, say yes - then learn how to do it later!” ~ Richard Branson Do you ever think that the reflection is the real thing and we're just mirroring it and mirrors aren't mirrors, they're just... Continue Reading →
Happy Veterans Day Weekend! I hear Chick-fil-A is offering a free chicken sandwich to all veterans "at participating franchises" on Saturday. I hope your nearest franchise participates, Dad! (I love you!) Thanks for serving, and the same to all veterans. Friday, November 10th, 2023 “Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island... Continue Reading →
NYC MARATHON WEEKEND! Friday, November 3rd, 2023 "...with God all things are possible." ~ Matthew 19:26 Including running a marathon, even if training had many a hiccup, not staying in a slump, each time getting back up. Moving forward, no matter the pace, with a new focus, staying in the race with a smile, blessing... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 27th, 2023 "Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow that I shall say good night till it be morrow." ~ William Shakespeare, “Romeo and Juliet” I'm going to start using "morrow" from now on. "Bye! See you morrow!" I like it; it saves time and rolls right off the lips -... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 