Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Malt it, dude! There are a large number of us out here, man, and we all want malted shakes! Ok? What do you mean this isn't a Malt Shop? What do you mean this isn't 1950? What do you mean this is a proctologist's office? So... no malt? “An opening line should invite the reader... Continue Reading →
{i-ˈfi-shənt} A fish in it? Waiter, waiter! I say, do tell me what's swimming around in my glass of water. Is the cook trying to achieve maximum productivity with minimum wasted effort or expense by combining my dinner and beverage, or is he off his rocker again? Do tell ... “Look at where Jesus went... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 8th, 2022 "Do something worth remembering." ~ Elvis Presley A little less conversation, a little more action, please ... All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me ... A little more bite and a little less bark ... A little less fight and a little more spark ... Close your mouth and open up your... Continue Reading →
Word of the week. Tuesday's thoughts.
Friday, June 17th, 2022 "I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it." ~ W.C. Fields In my defense, never mind.I'm just happy I spelled everything correctly. Every Tuesday & Wednesday, I feed the door compliments. But really, it's stupid. The pair second from the right! Please. God, I need... Continue Reading →
Wednesday, June 8th, 2022 That is life … to begin again when everything is lost! ~A.J. Cronin Begin, Again Walking away from what isn’tUnknown, what isBut pleasantWhy waitAnother dayWhy fakeAny momentDug shallowDrowning anyhowDeepen the plungeClearing the airEach momentAn endA chanceBegin, againFelt stagnantPent upAll abruptA shred of courageFading foregroundDesire ignitedSteadier nowI’m strongI’ve been aroundStirringFar too long... Continue Reading →
Ab, squat, you late again! You left abruptly last session, and show up late this session?! You're gonna sweat, let's go! Ab, squat, ab, squat, plié ... ab, squat! "I have nothing in common with lazy people who blame others for their lack of success. Great things come from hard work and perseverance. No excuses."... Continue Reading →
Ignore Aunt Bethany! She didn't mean it when she said that you're stupid. It was a bit insensible of her, sure. However, she is rude, impolite, and ill-mannered. "It's not about who is real to your face, it's about who stays real behind your back." ~ Unknown Thoughts, Tuesday, May 24th, 2022 ~ Absurdity ...... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 20th, 2022 “If you are waking up believing that there is more to life than there is - then there is more for you out there.” ~ Oscar Auliq-Ice Took a short vacation recently. Spent some time in the hotel room, in my robe ...Just sitting by the window getting lost in the... Continue Reading →
Suck your lips together like a dis 😗 pursing as such. Fix or fasten up to your mouth a candy wrapper or a blade of grass - pulling tightly, nice and taut, on both ends - pucker and blow. You'll be whistling in an instant. Or wear a set of Invisalign braces and pronounce any... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 