Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, October 31st, 2025 "All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911." ~ Lewis Black The gang's getting back together tonight. "I brought the carpet!" "It's kind of my thing." "All right! The carpet's here!" "Hey, guys. I..." "Passed..." "My Dental Boards! Let's have a ball!" The Three Stooges are... Continue Reading →
Friday, July 19th, 2024 "Hahahaha! Ha ha ha ha! Haha ha a..." ~ The Sun "Going to a potluck where everyone brings something worse than what I brought, is like paying for a hand massage but getting rubbed and punctured by an elbow instead." ~ Kim Considine Also symbolizing America’s allegiance to mustard while representing... Continue Reading →
Friday, April 19th, 2024 "When I grow up, I’m gonna look up from my phone and see my life." ~ Phoebe Bridgers April - The Season Sampler...The Chef's been drinking, again. "Kiss my ear." "Thank you." He fought a good fight. Must have encountered a slight breeze. The day the sun came out... all were... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 22nd, 2023 "Why am I trying to become what I don’t want to be? What am I doing in an office, making a contemptuous, begging fool of myself, when all I want is out there, waiting for me the minute I say I know who I am!" ~ Biff Loman (Death of a... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 25th, 2023 "Everybody laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now." ~ Bob Monkhouse Out of the window, he continued to bend, half of his body still in bed. Sal looked down and saw his friend... "Hey, Sal!" Said the head. "Hey!" Sal yelled back, and... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 11th, 2023 “I will always find a way and a way will always find me.” ~ Charles F. Glassman The Sun - On Vacation. "I just need a break from the sky and Kim's forehead sometimes." ... "Thanks for meeting me here. ...I, I picked up the phone." ... Don't be obvious, but... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 4th, 2023 "I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking', but I don't have that much time." ~ Steven Wright Or Billys or Williams. Enough already! Lol, my phone died! Does anyone have the time? Steve was pinky sworn into secrecy not to reveal the time. No. Matter. What. "Like, I hear... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 20th, 2022 "A friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back, it said, 'Wish you were here.'" ~ Steven Wright I wash everything, especially my electronics. I throw them in the spin cycle, then hang them out to dry.... Continue Reading →
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