Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, November 28th, 2025 "This stepping out into what is unknown, uncharted, and shaky - that's called liberation." ~ Pema Chödrön This Turkey stepping out and getting axed – that's called mutilation and dinner. "Where are all my friends?" "And family?" "Do I not look tasty?" Carrots posing with no make-up, no filters. Raw and... Continue Reading →
Friday, October 17th, 2025 "Take it easy, baby, take it as it comes - specialize in having fun!" ~ Jim Morrison "A Witch?!" ... "Wow. I guess I've let myself go - I've been a little stressed lately." The fake smile that killed him. "How's everyone doing tonight?!" (crickets) "So a guy walks into a... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 1st, 2025 "People are capable, at any time in their lives, of doing what they dream of." ~ Paulo Coelho "Wait!" "Ok, swimmies are on. I'm ready..." With more boots on the ground, there's been a huge increase in people tripping. How New Yorkers squeeze in reading time. "It'd be nice to see... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 16th, 2024 "What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet." ~ Woody Allen Move over Evel Knievel. Watch... as soon as I walk by he's going to hide his food and stare at me intently. And then I become that person - all... Continue Reading →
Friday, September 8th, 2023 "My dark days made me strong. Or maybe I already was strong, and they made me prove it." ~ Emery Lord The eyebrow lineup - suspect accused of too many skeptical eyebrow raises while walking by Shenika's Hair Salon this week. Costco expands offerings… The Wholesale-Sized Baby. Born one minute ago... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 25th, 2023 "Everybody laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now." ~ Bob Monkhouse Out of the window, he continued to bend, half of his body still in bed. Sal looked down and saw his friend... "Hey, Sal!" Said the head. "Hey!" Sal yelled back, and... Continue Reading →
Friday, August 18th, 2023 "You left the toothpaste cap open." (wind gusts...) "Yeah, because I have spaghetti fingers. It’s what you said you liked most about me." (spaghetti finger fever...) Last seen leaving the NYC Tattoo Shop with fresh, 'DAN' tats on his back, upper left arm, and neck. Oh, great... he's home. "Get my... Continue Reading →
Try el. It's the same as 'the' in Spanish. El actor está en juicio. Translates to - The actor is on trial. I first thought it meant an ill actor went on a juice cleanse - but it's more about him/her and legal proceedings. Not at all how it sounds - can't go based on... Continue Reading →
Friday, May 26th, 2023 Happy Memorial Day Weekend! “You are not a drop in the ocean; you are the entire ocean in a drop.” ~ Rumi ... ...Check for a pulse. Lesson #1 in - How to Win Friends, Influence People, & Stink Up Your Apartment by Dale Carnegie. Jos. A. Bank Zoom Collection. Reenactment... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 24th, 2023 “The crises of today is the joke of tomorrow.” ~ H.G. Wells The Introduce A Topic Office will reopen at 8am Monday morning. "Over here..." "I was saying, don't even talk to me about your middle child syndrome problems." (Sue later became a well-known psychiatrist and actually loved hearing about others'... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 