Comedy, Soul, Surf, Photography, Life in Running
Friday, March 24th, 2023 “The crises of today is the joke of tomorrow.” ~ H.G. Wells The Introduce A Topic Office will reopen at 8am Monday morning. "Over here..." "I was saying, don't even talk to me about your middle child syndrome problems." (Sue later became a well-known psychiatrist and actually loved hearing about others'... Continue Reading →
Friday, March 17th, 2023 “What do you call a bulletproof Irishman? Rick-O-Shea…” ~ Irish Joke "This is camera 4 speaking. So far nothing." "I read you loud and clear, camera 4, this is camera 2. All is good on my end, over." "Alert! This is camera 7 outback, Mom and dad are approaching through the... Continue Reading →
Friday, January 20th, 2022 "A friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back, it said, 'Wish you were here.'" ~ Steven Wright I wash everything, especially my electronics. I throw them in the spin cycle, then hang them out to dry.... Continue Reading →
"Hey, Rico! You want dis card or not? Eh? I'm a-tellin' you, dis card is da best card for shoppin', dinin', laser tag, etc., and dat card you gots right der, you can just trow it away." "Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, and dreams are forever." ~ Walt Disney Thoughts, Tuesday, November 29th,... Continue Reading →
Friday, December 11th, 2020 "Allow children to be happy in their own way, for what better way will they find?" ~ Samuel Johnson Umbrellas... You can never have too many. How much for this one? Greg's Trees Back by their demand...Ducks on Ice! Ear Mask Syndrome. Things are a little hectic with the roof repair... Continue Reading →
Monday, December 7th, 2020 "A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory." ~ Steven Wright Going to bed at night takes forever. My memory foam pillow forgets everything. Every night we go through the same conversation. Yes, you're a pillow.Yes, I’m going to put my head on you.Yes, all night.Yes, this is... Continue Reading →
Friday, December 4th, 2020 "He who knows, does not speak. He who speaks, does not know." ~ Lao Tzu Oceanic Mind Locals Surf School Snow! News Update: Acorn Olympics FinalistsTeam Central Park - disqualified due to one fatality. Category: Tree Climbing Better luck next Olympics! The multi-faceted tree. Known mostly for mocking and surprising humans.... Continue Reading →
Friday, November 27th, 2020 "Give thanks for a little, and you will find a lot." ~ Hausa Proverb BLACK FRIDAY IS HERE. Remember, Cyber Monday is coming up so get ready to shop online! Safe flying (traveling) to all during the holidays. You too, pig! And you as well, Steve! ONLY WITH EVEN NUMBERS THOUGH... Continue Reading →
Friday, November 20th, 2020 “Escape from the black cloud that surrounds you. Then you will see your own lightas radiant as the full moon.” ~ Rumi Mr. Black Cloud “Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.” – Victor Hugo I was having one of those days. Went out for a walk... Continue Reading →
Friday, November 6th, 2020 "A photographer went to a socialite party in New York. As he entered the front door, the host said 'I love your pictures-they're wonderful; you must have a fantastic camera. ' He said nothing until dinner was finished, then: 'That was a wonderful dinner; you must have a terrific stove." ~... Continue Reading →
Kim Considine 